10 year old boy goes into the local Catholic Church. The priest is conducting the ceremony and sprinkling Holy Water around.
After the service the youngster asks the priest what he was sprinkling. The priest replies, Holy Water. The boy asks, "what does it do?"

The priest says "my son, you can rub it on a pregnant woman's belly and she will pass an eight pound baby boy"

The boy pulls a small bottle out of his pocket and asks the priest "do you know what this is?" The priest says "no my son, what is it?"

The boy says "terpintine". The priest asked "what does it do?" The boy replies "you can rub it on a cat's rearend and it will pass a mptorcycle"




I guess you have to be pretty old like me to even know what terpintine is..I thought it was funny.