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Jan 2 2011 11:18pm
I think God is a superhero, if not he must be a very powerful lvl 99 Hammerdin/necromancer/sorceress hybrid with all the best GFG Lootzies. And his son Jesus has to Be a Zombie. He was born a man, then died and was raised from the dead. What do you call a human that comes back from the dead?? Yes my friends we call that a zombie.

Any objections?
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Jan 3 2011 01:02am
made me chuckle even though it was extremely blasphemous
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Jan 3 2011 01:11am
Here is some scripture that I think would be good for you to read:

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2 Timothy 3

1 This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come.

2 For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy,

3 Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good,

4 Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God;

5 Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away.

6 For of this sort are they which creep into houses, and lead captive silly women laden with sins, led away with divers lusts,

7 Ever learning, and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth.

8 Now as Jannes and Jambres withstood Moses, so do these also resist the truth: men of corrupt minds, reprobate concerning the faith.

9 But they shall proceed no further: for their folly shall be manifest unto all men, as their's also was.


We are in those times now.

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2 Peter 3 (Speaking of the end times aka: this generation)

3 Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts,

4 And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation.


Amazing, isn't it?

This post was edited by Torm1 on Jan 3 2011 01:13am
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Jan 3 2011 03:10pm
Quote (Torm1 @ Jan 3 2011 07:11am)
Here is some scripture that I think would be good for you to read:



We are in those times now.



Amazing, isn't it?


hey man can you summarize that for me? too much to read T_T
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Jan 3 2011 03:28pm
Quote (jkeminem2005 @ Jan 3 2011 04:10pm)
hey man can you summarize that for me? too much to read T_T

If you pick a post of Torm1's at random, I'll bet 200 fg that it can be summarized by the following image:



He's got a severely one-track mind.
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Jan 3 2011 03:36pm

nn eurgae philosophy
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If you pick a post of Torm1's at random, I'll bet 200 fg that it can be summarized by the following image:

http://i.imgur.com/jGoOu.png

He's got a severely one-track mind.


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Jan 3 2011 08:32pm
Funny, isn't it?

Better make sure you've found "The Way"

The path is narrow indeed.

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The path is narrow indeed.

No worries, mate.

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Quote (jkeminem2005 @ Jan 3 2011 12:18am)
I think God is a superhero, if not he must be a very powerful lvl 99 Hammerdin/necromancer/sorceress hybrid with all the best GFG Lootzies. And his son Jesus has to Be a Zombie. He was born a man, then died and was raised from the dead. What do you call a human that comes back from the dead?? Yes my friends we call that a zombie.

Any objections?


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