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Mar 18 2011 04:21am
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can god create a dick so big he can't fit it in his ass?
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#62
Mar 18 2011 04:06pm
devil demons human human angels God

Can God bear to cut that in half? without giving a chance?
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Mar 18 2011 05:04pm
Quote (bentherdonethat @ Mar 15 2011 07:17am)
Luke 10:18
[Jesus] replied, “I saw Satan fall like lightning from heaven."

Isaiah 14:12
How you have fallen from heaven,
  morning star, son of the dawn!
You have been cast down to the earth,
  you who once laid low the nations!

Note: "Lucifer" is the Latin name for Venus, which is known as the morning star because you can see it in the morning.

Then there's also Ezekiel 28. That verse is being addressed to two Earthly kings but most people take it to have a dual meaning, adopting a literal translation in addition to the figurative one that is implied by the context

28:13-19 http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=ezek28:13-19&version=NIV <-- linked because pasting it here would take a lot of space


so are there any other verses?
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#64
Mar 18 2011 06:30pm
Quote (Kamikizzle @ Mar 18 2011 07:04pm)
so are there any other verses?

If Ezekiel 28 is really supposed to have a dual meaning, then that one's crystal clear that Satan really is an angel that was cast out of Heaven. But I don't know of any other verses. It's not my religion any more :P
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#65
Mar 18 2011 08:55pm
Quote (uhohlitesorc @ Mar 17 2011 04:52pm)
I beleive god created the angel out of love even knowing what would happen another thought is I beleive He wanted to make a heavan made up of his children that loved him.


why not just design everybody to love them while giving them the option to stop loving him (but by their nature wouldn't)
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Mar 18 2011 08:55pm
Quote (rawwwrr @ Mar 18 2011 10:21am)
can god create a dick so big he can't fit it in his ass?


holy lol bro
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#67
Mar 18 2011 08:56pm
Quote (P_Pepa @ Mar 18 2011 08:55pm)
holy lol bro


i haven't laughed that hard in a long time
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#68
Mar 18 2011 09:00pm
Quote (Thor123422 @ Mar 19 2011 02:56am)
i haven't laughed that hard in a long time


ha i just imagined some dude < WAIT? WAIT a minute, like a total break through haha
Quote (MCS @ Mar 14 2011 06:31am)
You better be cautious Cadizzle, you're on a slippery slope.

If you continue asking questions like this you may start to ask other questions and they'll just continue to build up unanswered until you start to lose your faith.

To answer your question in a very religious manner:  Everything is given free will.  If you're omniscient and you simply choose not to create anything that does what you don't want then that isn't free will.

If I'm God and I create 10 people and put them on a road with a fork in it and I want them all to choose the left path.  Lets say 5 of them go left and 5 of them go right.  Why did I create the 5 that went right?  Because if I don't create them there is no free will they'd all do exactly what I want.


WHAT!?!?!?!?!?! does anyone else see this?
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#69
Mar 18 2011 09:42pm
Quote (P_Pepa @ Mar 18 2011 11:00pm)
ha i just imagined some dude < WAIT? WAIT a minute, like a total break through haha


WHAT!?!?!?!?!?! does anyone else see this?

That's how it happened for me. I saw the light and was Saved! From belief, that is.
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Mar 18 2011 11:33pm
Quote (P_Pepa @ Mar 18 2011 10:00pm)
ha i just imagined some dude < WAIT? WAIT a minute, like a total break through haha


WHAT!?!?!?!?!?! does anyone else see this?


Thanks for pointing out the quote from MCS. It was really helpful to me.
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