lesson #1: if you dont want to pay people to beta test your game, rename it from "beta test" to "early access"

now people will pay you to test it

genius marketing

indeed !



time for lesson #2: admit your mistakes, but only ones that no one cares about. for example go out and make a lengthy apology about why the game will be a few days late, but stay silent about a massive hacking wave thats going on

now you will be praised for being transparent, while actually being the farthest thing from it !

lesson #3: if you are under any kind of heavy pressure by the community, just say "we hear you"

now they will think you are addressing the issue so you can go back to ignoring them

i admitted my mistake and uninstalled that shit

everyone can make a mistake brother, but only the best can admit it and use it for improvement !



now i think its time for lesson #4: soft force people to give you money, but always give them the illusion of choice so they think they did it voluntarily. for example make the game much harder, but still possible to play without spending money. once they have given you money, it triggers a subconscious response that will make them think you must have done something to deserve their gratitude

now you have created an army of fanboys that will go out of their way to defend your actions and basically give you free PR

and you will pay them to do it!

This post was edited by SlamFkingDunk on Jan 4 2025 08:13am

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