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Apr 20 2013 03:34pm
lets post funny screenshots of kids we make mad





i have another one somewhere from apao saying he could find out where i lived via my email. then he said he couldnt because he doesnt have "access to a box i am connected to" tl;dr he never did find out where i lived.
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Hi professional ip manager here.
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first photo... this is kind of right but kind of wrong at the same time... most virus's sub7 proRAT poison ivy etc actually attach's it's self to other process's other files within the system the first time running it your correct it does not execute it's self how ever every time the computer starts it in turn does because by attaching its self to a file called up on windows start for example NTFS.SYS or something... If melware just started every time the computer started you could simply go into "Regedit" or "msconfig" and disable it...



second photo... If the program was built to mirror an exact application then it could still be considered phishing... you are correct by the way he use's it and i highly doubt he actually wrote the app he prob just googled for it... but if for example i made a program simular to that but it mirror'd for example "Live Messenger" threw it on Cnet or a similar site saying it was "LIVE MESSENGER BETA" then it'd technically be phishing...

third photo.... i LOL'd.... if you have a server that's going to take a load of people and your running it at home your a fucking retard short of having dedicated lines your going to end up DDOSing your self unless your running a sever that calculates user load based on bandwidth which will refuse connections past a certin point
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Quote (dem0nbyte @ Apr 22 2013 03:34am)
first photo... this is kind of right but kind of wrong at the same time... most virus's sub7 proRAT poison ivy etc actually attach's it's self to other process's other files within the system the first time running it your correct it does not execute it's self how ever every time the computer starts it in turn does because by attaching its self to a file called up on windows start for example NTFS.SYS or something... If melware just started every time the computer started you could simply go into "Regedit" or "msconfig" and disable it...



second photo... If the program was built to mirror an exact application then it could still be considered phishing... you are correct by the way he use's it and i highly doubt he actually wrote the app he prob just googled for it... but if for example i made a program simular to that but it mirror'd for example "Live Messenger" threw it on Cnet or a similar site saying it was "LIVE MESSENGER BETA" then it'd technically be phishing...

third photo....  i LOL'd.... if you have a server that's going to take a load of people and your running it at home your a fucking retard short of having dedicated lines your going to end up DDOSing your self unless your running a sever that calculates user load based on bandwidth which will refuse connections past a certin point



first bold: i know this... i was saying that it is impossible for malware to "run by them self without human interaction" unless of course the exploit the malware came in on runs it for the user. aka you can download malware all day but wont be infected unless you run one of the binaries.

second bold: if it was mirroring the application it would be different, or hell if it even attached itself to the host application and spawned a new form from inside the process that looked like a legitimate form it could be phishing, but alas he was just create a form with two input boxes and sending it to an email.

third bold: not entirely true but still retarded.
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Apr 22 2013 01:17pm
Lol, ddos yourself? Maybe if you're streaming hd video to everyone and you're the viewport, and people constantly connect. Any other circumstance nothing would happen. This guy was going to run a mc server from his house. I have loads of conversations with him.
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Apr 23 2013 12:45pm


ogod what have i done.

my code is so dangerous...

maybe we should train mods on closing and deleting every post with code the contains a buffer overflow because those could cause more damage than what my code could ever do.

lawl

edit:: thing is if i didnt actually use a naming convention for my variables and structs AND describe each function, the mod would very well not have a single idea what was going on in that thread.

This post was edited by AbDuCt on Apr 23 2013 12:47pm
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http://i.imgur.com/oykzm1y.png

ogod what have i done.

my code is so dangerous...

maybe we should train mods on closing and deleting every post with code the contains a buffer overflow because those could cause more damage than what my code could ever do.

lawl

edit:: thing is if i didnt actually use a naming convention for my variables and structs AND describe each function, the mod would very well not have a single idea what was going on in that thread.


my post got deleted for asking for autoit help lmfao


some1 told me u can use autoit for viruses or something stupid

This post was edited by B0N3R on Apr 23 2013 04:00pm
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my post got deleted for asking for autoit help lmfao


some1 told me u can use autoit for viruses or something stupid


apparently the mod had to ask "marko" or some other mod what my post was about because he wasnt sure.

having uninformed people close intellectual posts is really something.
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