First simple project for my class is to write a c++ program that tells a joke

It was supposed to just test our ability to like, use cout and some simple vi copying etc

we briefly touched on the cin function, and I kinda wanted to incorporate it into my program



So like, if I want the cin function to respond to a specific answer (like, if I go KNOCK KNOCK, I want the user to type "who's there"), how do I go about doing that.


Also, I am a terrible comedian and need joke ideas.

google examples for cin, cout, strings, if statements.

yep, just need.....a joke now

i only know racy jokes. just google for em.

This post was edited by carteblanche on Jun 16 2012 11:54pm

I think that might get me negative points

lol it's okay.....I don't know why....I am good at figuring out the technical stuff....but thinking of a joke? I spent like 2 hours trying to figure this one out.

http://pastebin.com/frcdSJSX

what I wrote. Professor trolled us and told us to save it as .p0, which vi won't compile. Need to write it again to test it.

edit: Yes, I know I am forcing the user to either admit error or be wrong. Tough luck for them :p, I can adjust it later....just want to make sure it works.




getting that now....slightly changed the code (says line 20, which is where the if statement began)

http://pastebin.com/Yupjx1N4

This post was edited by Eep on Jun 17 2012 01:19am

nvm....fixed it. First program is a go!

wooooo #shamelessfistbump