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#21
Jul 11 2014 10:04pm
This guy is destined for management.
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#22
Jul 12 2014 04:18am
Quote (AbDuCt @ Jul 10 2014 05:58pm)
I am the best in this sub forum. I know how to do hello world in every language existent, and I got a really slick spinning chair.

Vote for abduct #1 programmer.


I'll have you know that I started spinning the moment I first planted my ass in this chair and haven't stopped since. I spin to win.


I am also very skilled at many programs and have had many successful debugs. Many Debugs. Much success. Very wow. Such skill.
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Jul 12 2014 11:45am
Quote (Minkomonster @ Jul 12 2014 06:18am)
I'll have you know that I started spinning the moment I first planted my ass in this chair and haven't stopped since. I spin to win.


I am also very skilled at many programs and have had many successful debugs. Many Debugs. Much success. Very wow. Such skill.


Can you even debug hello world while spinning bro.
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#24
Jul 14 2014 10:00am
I am the best.

Look at my years of contributions to FOSS https://github.com/zeroRooter

Nobody can top me!
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Jul 14 2014 01:42pm
Quote (zeroRooter @ Jul 14 2014 12:00pm)
I am the best.

Look at my years of contributions to FOSS https://github.com/zeroRooter

Nobody can top me!


Not even a single hello world in your repo. Pathetic programmer is pethetic.
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#26
Jul 16 2014 10:23am
Quote (AbDuCt @ Jul 14 2014 02:42pm)
Not even a single hello world in your repo. Pathetic programmer is pethetic.


nn to clog github with garbage :D
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#27
Jul 16 2014 11:02am
Quote (zeroRooter @ Jul 16 2014 12:23pm)
nn to clog github with garbage  :D


True programmers admire hello world to show off a languages simplicity. Hello world is not garbage!
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#28
Jul 16 2014 11:03pm
Quote (AbDuCt @ Jul 16 2014 11:02am)
True programmers admire hello world to show off a languages simplicity. Hello world is not garbage!


this along with finbonacci sequence
every language ever finbonacci sequence and hello world = best programmer = me
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#29
Jul 17 2014 12:42am
Quote (0n35 @ Jul 17 2014 12:03am)
this along with finbonacci sequence
every language ever finbonacci sequence and hello world = best programmer = me


FizzBuzz ftw
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#30
Jul 18 2014 08:59pm
Best programmer in what way?

Theory or Application?

What is the project?

What language or does it matter?

Do you need someone to engineer a complex system, or do you want someone to program an existing idea?

Etc. Etc. Etc. --> Impossible to answer unless you give specifics

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