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Jul 3 2013 04:31pm
this made my day :rofl:

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public Language getJava() throws ObsoleteLanguageException
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Jul 3 2013 05:17pm
Quote (Koryu @ Jul 3 2013 05:31pm)
this made my day  :rofl:

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public Language getJava() throws ObsoleteLanguageException


Uh, do you have an actual reason why Java sucks other than a stupid joke that isn't even particularly funny or actually true?
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Jul 4 2013 03:06am
Quote (rockonkenshin @ 4 Jul 2013 01:17)
Uh, do you have an actual reason why Java sucks other than a stupid joke that isn't even particularly funny or actually true?


you take it serious? :D

well theoretically you can do everything with java but as soon as you do it, it feels very uncomfortably.

specially when it comes to arrays and lists...

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Jul 4 2013 08:00am
Quote (Koryu @ Jul 4 2013 04:06am)
you take it serious? :D

well theoretically you can do everything with java but as soon as you do it, it feels very uncomfortably.

specially when it comes to arrays and lists...


Does it now? There are legitimate complaints about Java syntax but I want to hear your explanation of what you don't like about the language.
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Jul 4 2013 10:00am
Quote (Koryu @ Jul 4 2013 05:06am)
you take it serious? :D

well theoretically you can do everything with java but as soon as you do it, it feels very uncomfortably.

specially when it comes to arrays and lists...


what's uncomfortable about arrays? or are you talking about ArrayList which is open source and you can write your own?
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Jul 4 2013 11:39am
thats the point you have to write a list ya own, cuz it sucks ;)

for example you need a list with a list change event/listener, you have to create your own list for that, cmon that should exist
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Jul 4 2013 12:23pm
not sure if sarcastic, trolling, or stupid.

i would have liked a better default toString implementation though. you can't easily write it once and just import it with every project you make. i ended up creating a serializable base class that writes itself to a stream <_<

This post was edited by carteblanche on Jul 4 2013 12:30pm
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Jul 4 2013 06:43pm
Quote (Koryu @ Jul 4 2013 12:39pm)
thats the point you have to write a list ya own, cuz it sucks ;)

for example you need a list with a list change event/listener,  you have to create your own list for that, cmon that should exist


You do realize that there are multiple pre-made implementations of the List interface that you can use, right? I'm not sure you actually even know Java.
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Jul 17 2013 01:20am
Knock, knock.”

“Who’s there?”

very long pause….

“Java.”

:rofl:
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Jul 17 2013 05:07am
Quote (Koryu @ Jul 17 2013 02:20am)
Knock, knock.”

“Who’s there?”

very long pause….

“Java.”

:rofl:


You suck.
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