Hear me out.
America was founded on hating British people, that is basically the underlying foundation of everything. First they sailed across an entire ocean to get away from them, then they got rid of all the tea, then they did horrible things to their language.
So, given Meghan was able to kill the Queen of the UK AND kidnap a member of the royal family, ensuring their fealty in any matters of international relations I think she should be recognized by the American people for her contributions.
If she were POTUS she could turn the UK into a American colony by using her leverage with the mentally disabled prince she kidnapped and steal all their resources. I think all they have is oddly named food and tea but maybe the US could give those to Russia and China respectively in order to cultivate stronger international ties. She could also enshrine gun rights in Neomerica so they could be free and safe.
I am willing to listen to any arguments against this but I think I have made an ironclad case for why she should be POTUS. Thank you and please vote your conscience.