As polling shifts heavily into Republican favor, many fear, albeit irrationally, that our sacred democracy will be upended and America will become a totalitarian wasteland where women will be slaves to their man’s wishes and people of color will be forced to pump our gasoline and make square hamburgers for scraps of chicken gizzards and sheep intestines. The transgender community will be wiped out completely and interracial marriage will become illegal once more. Wealthy businessman will run to their bunkers while the peasants will be free to tote guns and fight for survival. Prominent politicians will tout this was the freest and safest election in American history while all deniers will be publicly executed on the spot.
I am, of course, kidding. The republicans will gain a majority in the house and possibly the senate. They will introduce bills that will inevitably be vetoed and legislation will stall for at least two years. We will be told continuously how much better things were for the American people in 2022, and the corporate propaganda machine will ramp up its hyperbolic rhetoric leading all the way to 2024.
Being that the senate is where the real tossups are, what are your most interesting takes? Seems as if Ohio, Pennsylvania and Arizona are the big three senate races. Election deniers vs democrat rubber stamps, vegetables vs bologna sandwiches.
Oh what a great time to be an American!