Greetings all,

Dr. Woke here. I'm very proud to inform you all that police response times in some of the largest, most liberal, most woke cities have started to really get to our our previous target zones of 2+ hours. Now, some of you might be thinking this isn't a good thing, that it is a failure, but it is not . . . it is a great success! We knew this would happen as we pushed de-fund the police. This is a great thing, even better lots of citizens will suffer some of the most horrific crimes imaginable - which should teach them not to feel so privileged. Because desiring basic safety from crime is a form of white privileges, which derives from white culture, whiteness and is completely racist. So if your a woke liberal just give yourself a big pat on the back, but don't stop now, keep pushing we can hit 3+ hours if we really put our heart and soul into it.

Also if anyone tries to complain just immediately shift to talking about global warming, LGBTQ+-?@:) community stuff, and how evil the orange man is, or just call them racist because only racists complain about long police response times.


New Orleans 911 police response time is about 2.5 hours, but don't worry, you can still get a Pizza in under 30 minutes.

https://www.wwltv.com/article/news/crime/nopd-response-time-2022-two-hours-three-hours/289-eb0e938f-0e42-46f5-8267-55110e1a8825

San Diego 40 minutes for priority calls over 2 hours for the rest

https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/public-safety/story/2022-07-17/san-diego-police-response-times-worst-theyve-been-in-more-than-a-decade

Chicago eh, better things to do, just don't bother to show up as they feel like it, and also hide their response time data because democracy is at its best when government officials hide data from the people!

https://blockclubchicago.org/2022/04/12/the-city-is-supposed-to-publicize-police-response-times-to-911-calls-but-its-weeks-past-court-mandated-deadline/

I could go on forever showing what a fantastic job some of the most woke and liberal major cities across our country are doing. But how many hours do you really want to spend reading articles for different cities that basically all read the same, the point is we are winning!


Some started off with already slow response times, that got worse because when we really put our heart and soul into it, we can do anything! But look there is still work to do, we can effect more change, get more police to quit and drive these response times up over 3 hours, I'm reminded of that timeless creed: Yes we can!

This post was edited by softcoresux on Sep 18 2022 06:45pm

Living in DC, I take police response time for granted.

Oh that is true. The city which all of our politicians are required to spend time in has relatively fast police response times, while some large metros have much slower ones. . . total coincidence I'm sure. Must be . . .

The sarcasm is strong with this one.
I can feel your anger.

Very true. Only time their response time was poor was during George Floyd/Jan 6th protests.