we'll die sooner from the fear frenzy

Fake crises work great as clickbait.

CNN, leftie gospel

thought the world was gonna end in 2012, some guy named Kony was supposed to kill us all right

At least the 2012 movie was acceptable, even if it had that liberal hsvk Cusack. Woody Harrelson did a great job in his limited role.

people talked about the end of the world forever and it never happened

this fake bullshit wont be any different, the world was supposed to be done multiple times since like the 80s (last time was 2012 iirc) and now 2030 is the next one

Dear doomsday club we running out of dates to be wrong about.

thank god