Fuck hardcore Interpretations of Religious Texts

If you read any religious "bible" (however the religion calls their mainbook) like a lawbook, just screw you ok. Nobody wants you, go back where the pepper grows.

You'll probably meet people just like you, so be fucking happy.

And don't dare to preach your interpretation to me in any non-religious building, I will fucking poop in your motherfucking face after drinking 500 cups of coffee. Gl dodging that.

super deranged.

Thanks.

Go to Afghanistan and tell them.
LMK how they respond.

Dudes who are interpreting these things like that are always authoritarian ideologues placing themselves above people.

Pat Robertson is a huge piece of shit for example, if there is a hell there is a pineapple ready for his rectum, but he is very holy and a good Christian.