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Mar 9 2022 11:25am
Hey hey. I read the Bible and think of God as a Father.
Do you think God is male? Do you think He has testes?
Why and why not?
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Mar 9 2022 11:38am
God is Jesus and Jesus vote republican. Trump is the best president he made ever.
Jesus love guns, and is ready to shoot the holy spirit of you if you trespass in his private property !

=> Yes he's a straight white male. No doubt.
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Mar 9 2022 11:47am
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God is Jesus and Jesus vote republican. Trump is the best president he made ever.
Jesus love guns, and is ready to shoot the holy spirit of you if you trespass in his private property !

=> Yes he's a straight white male. No doubt.


You're on the brink of blasphemy, which is unforgivable according to bible btw.

You'd have to be a demented 'clown' to do this with nothing to gain from it.


Jesus is god's son, but to glorify jesus as a god is to give thanks to god the father(YHWH) so the difference among those that are good is not all that important.

The significance is seen in revelations where only God knows the appointed time of jesus' return not even jesus though christ holds the keys to the scroll or the plan.
It is also seen in the bible when on the cross - he cries out to god in his suffering though still trusting god's plan.

This post was edited by lodd222 on Mar 9 2022 11:53am
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Mar 9 2022 11:53am
God is male because he was invented by men and a major theme of the bible is preserving the patriarchy.


God doesn't have testes because he's a fictional character and fictional characters are like ken dolls unless shown otherwise in their respective media. Since the Bible doesn't mention gods balls, they don't exist.
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Mar 9 2022 11:56am
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God is male because he was invented by men and a major theme of the bible is preserving the patriarchy.


God doesn't have testes because he's a fictional character and fictional characters are like ken dolls unless shown otherwise in their respective media. Since the Bible doesn't mention gods balls, they don't exist.



you were invented by your mother, that means your fictional as well an thusly everything you write?

you guys have a marvelous way of counteracting your own iniquity.
stop pretending to be logical, you're just destroying your own mind for everyone here to see.

yes ken dolls are arian and even A.Hister recognized the power of authentic blonde dna, want a cookie?

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Mar 9 2022 11:56am
i can confirm, i have testacle
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Mar 9 2022 12:08pm
Quote (lodd222 @ Mar 9 2022 09:56am)
you were invented by your mother, that means your fictional as well an thusly everything you write?

you guys have a marvelous way of counteracting your own iniquity.
stop pretending to be logical, you're just destroying your own mind for everyone here to see.

yes ken dolls are arian and even A.Hister recognized the power of authentic blonde dna, want a cookie?


No I was created by my mother as a physical entity that other physical entities like you can interact with. God is like Harry Potter, he isn't real. Harry Potter can't get on jsp and talk to you.

While we're on the subject though Harry Potter has kids in his story so we can assume that he has balls that produce semen and a dick to bang ginny with thus Harry Potter is more manly than God who's a ken doll.
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Mar 9 2022 12:14pm
Quote (lodd222 @ Mar 9 2022 12:56pm)
you were invented by your mother, that means your fictional as well an thusly everything you write?

you guys have a marvelous way of counteracting your own iniquity.
stop pretending to be logical, you're just destroying your own mind for everyone here to see.

yes ken dolls are arian and even A.Hister recognized the power of authentic blonde dna, want a cookie?


women are but fertile ground in which the righteous man plants his seed. dirt cannot create, it can only foster.

angry females can take up their grievances with Eve in the darkest pits of hell, for it was not until the exodus of paradise that women were forever cursed with menstruation and the burden of childbirth.

This post was edited by thesnipa on Mar 9 2022 12:14pm
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women are but fertile ground in which the righteous man plants his seed. dirt cannot create, it can only foster.

angry females can take up their grievances with Eve in the darkest pits of hell, for it was not until the exodus of paradise that women were forever cursed with menstruation and the burden of childbirth.


if a woman reproduces because someone else reproduced to have her, then what gave birth to the 1st humans? bacteria according to evolution you say?

Now you know why good christian theologists say you worship the god of sin & "rightfully so".

This post was edited by lodd222 on Mar 9 2022 12:43pm
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Mar 9 2022 12:52pm
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if a woman reproducesbecausesomeone else reproduced to have her, then what gave birth to the 1st humans? bacteria according to evolution you say?

Now you know why good christian theologists say you worship the god of sin & "rightfully so".


god is the creator. i am a Christian doofus.
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