this antivaxxer saw the future in 2014 predicting that having friends on facebook wont get you a lot of people at your funeral
eventually he secured his herman cain award
despite tons of support from fellow antivax friends on facebook over several months, none of these people showed up to the funeral
almost like they're scared of catching something ...

Dear diary.

This.

funerals are too good for herman cain award winners. they should be placed into a wood chipper and their remains used as fertilizer for state funded marijuana farms.

No one wants to go to a funeral around xmas

nostradanus

Dear diary

If there is 1 or 1 million people there, doesn't make him any less dead.

edit: and nobody wants titties on your head.

This post was edited by sirthom on Dec 27 2021 02:44pm

You totally missed a nostradumbass pun