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Dec 4 2021 11:00pm
so basically my question is this if god is omniscient then does that mean he also knows how good it feels to have someones son elbow deep inside you

got in a big fight my girlfriends family over this at thanksgiving and i told them i would post on jsp for your thoughts

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Dec 4 2021 11:12pm
I know this for sure. God thinks you are retarded.
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Dec 4 2021 11:12pm
but if he is omniscient then he also would have experienced being a retarded person
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Dec 4 2021 11:22pm
Hold up. You had a conversation about fisting at your girl’s parent’s dinner table?
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Dec 4 2021 11:24pm
Quote (WickedDarkJuggalos @ Dec 4 2021 09:22pm)
Hold up. You had a conversation about fisting at your girl’s parent’s dinner table?


Does this surprise you? Leftists/liberals are sexual degenerates. Did they not teach you about the 60s in school?
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Dec 4 2021 11:25pm
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Does this surprise you? Leftists/liberals are sexual degenerates. Did they not teach you about the 60s in school?


i am sending joe biden your jsp tag watch yore back kid
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Dec 4 2021 11:29pm
Quote (WickedDarkJuggalos @ Dec 4 2021 11:22pm)
Hold up. You had a conversation about fisting at your girl’s parent’s dinner table?


If you can't talk to your significant other's parents about fisting are you really in love? I don't think you can say yes with a straight face.
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Dec 4 2021 11:52pm
Quote (WickedDarkJuggalos @ Dec 4 2021 09:22pm)
Hold up. You had a conversation about fisting at your girl’s parent’s dinner table?


:rofl:
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Dec 5 2021 12:10am
Quote (belthasar @ Dec 4 2021 09:12pm)
but if he is omniscient then he also would have experienced being a retarded person


Okay so please bear with me while I explain the following spiritual concepts.

First of all, you have to understand that we are all ONE.

Secondly, you have to understand that you, we, I, all of us, are One with God.

So yes, God has technically experienced being a retarded person, and every horrible thing imaginable that humans do to eachother, because they all stem from the same source, and are technically one being temporarily experiencing itself as multiple selves as part of a larger experiment that we call the universe.

This is elementary grade stuff here.
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Okay so please bear with me while I explain the following spiritual concepts.

First of all, you have to understand that we are all ONE.

Secondly, you have to understand that you, we, I, all of us, are One with God.

So yes, God has technically experienced being a retarded person, and every horrible thing imaginable that humans do to eachother, because they all stem from the same source, and are technically one being temporarily experiencing itself as multiple selves as part of a larger experiment that we call the universe.

This is elementary grade stuff here.


Not only is that not elementary grade stuff, it's not verifiable in any way and is mostly just claiming you can fit 10 angles on the head of a pin.
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