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#1
Aug 8 2021 11:02am
If the devil exists - how does the demon under my bed not crack TF up when I blow a massive fart at 3Am?

I call bull shit.
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Aug 8 2021 11:07am
You are both God and Satan through your actions.

Do a good deed? You gained +1 God experience
Do a bad deed? You gained +1 Satan experience

There's no God/Satan. You are.
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Aug 8 2021 11:11am
Theres no afterlife, nothing supernatural that exists.
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Aug 8 2021 04:36pm
the devil is out fucking fat bitches, eating delicious greasy foods, and playing fortnite.

You will not find him under your bed. Maybe your molester uncle.
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#5
Aug 9 2021 12:14am
only thing demons can sense is sjw tears so you should be alright
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#6
Aug 9 2021 01:19am
you have red pills for that
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Aug 9 2021 09:39am
i eat ass
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#8
Aug 10 2021 03:16am
Quote (Unbornsav @ Aug 8 2021 10:11am)
Theres no afterlife, nothing supernatural that exists.


your just telling everyone you dont know the definition of supernatural
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