The tie has finally come off! And oh my God does he look
fantastic! Such a manly, modern look. No more shiny, shitty, 7 inches too long goobond. No more sad references to the 1980s. No more terrible middle-aged faux slimming maneuvers.
This look is pure and is sure to establish a New Order throughout corporate America and perhaps all the way to the stuffy halls of Congress, who currently
require (can you even?) these Monarchist holdovers from King Louis XIII's 17th century France.
First off, fuck France. We have Freedom Fries here in America; we need to Free our goddamned collars, too.
Thank you Mr. Trump for this fashion forward move.
It took a plague.
Thank God.
