Richard Branson:I have called you all here because we are losing the status quo and we need ideas to keep the plebs distracted while we execute our devious plan to control the world. This equal rights movement makes me lose money. WE have to get plebs disracted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hillary Clinton: Its True, RIght now there are tonnes of protests, and people are going to want to be treated 'equally'.. THis is awful. Definitely need to 'distract' the people somehow....

Adam Silver: *Lisp* WEll you sgchee I could potxtenctially shtart up the basxcketball scheason.

Richard Branson: Excellent, That will definitely help to 'distract' people from this global movement *strokes cat*

Disney's Kid:We should have it in Florida mmmmmmmmyyessssssss

Adam Silver: *Lisp* yechs Schir, I will immediately begin the preparationscs

Richard Branson:Thank you fellow elitists for joining this meeting. This is a great a solid plan to keep the plebs 'distracted' IM off now *Flies away on Jetpack with Hooker*






It could be true

This post was edited by Crunkt on Jun 22 2020 09:17am

No. Read a book.

What the fuck did i just read?

Quality pard content.

I know it was a joke









you should read this

"The room where it happened" - sounds like a documentary on the Catholic church child abuse scandal...

How is anyone supposed to tell these days

I hear you brother.

xD

I'll be honest. For a shitpost, this was pretty high effort.

edit: zero quality though

This post was edited by Leevee on Jun 22 2020 10:48am