https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14674047/Shiloh-Hendrix-playground-slur-Rochester.htmlA few days ago at a playground in Rochester (MN, not NY) a woman rocking the meth-chic blonde look was confronted by a camera wielding somali assailant at a playground, who got her on video saying voldemort's name. The woman says the somali couples 5 year old kid (with autism) had stolen some toys from her son's diaper bag, and the guy followed and confronted her after she called the kid a n*****, a word pronounced "enn apostrophe repeat". Following her for a bit and using the word repeatedly himself, she finally said mecca-lecca-hi-mecca-hiney-ho and the internet exploded into a white hot ball of fury because a white person was caught saying the n word on video even though its said about ten times per second by the average white person when not on video or in proximity to melanin
With 10 million views on his video almost immediately (why?) the NCAAP launched a crowdfounding campaign for his family while the woman says she and her family were doxxed and threatened. So she started her own rival crowdfunding campaign. Meanwhile the Minnesota democratic farmer labor party, one of those vestigial evolutionary holdovers because it represents zero farmers or laborers in the modern day, put out this statement on their website;
https://www.house.mn.gov/members/Profile/News/15606/40547Quote
“We commend the gentleman who recorded the encounter for standing up and protecting one of our youngest community members, a five-year-old boy, from this targeted hate. We condemn these vile acts of racism in the strongest way possible. This disgusting rhetoric has no place in our community, and we’re grateful that a bystander took action and prevented further escalation by the perpetrator.
“This type of learned hate has been fueled by the Trump Administration’s own rhetoric, empowering those with hate in their heart to shamelessly spread it around. This has created real consequences for our friends, family members, and neighbors. We must all take the initiative to call out hatred and bigotry wherever we see it and have conversations with those close to us, including our children, about why we must not follow in the footsteps of these bullies, no matter if they’re in the White House or on the playground.”
Now in the hours after they put out that statement commending the Somali gentleman, it turns out he's a pedophile rapist, who faced charges for kidnapping and forcibly raping a runaway 16 year old girl in 2023. Only to have those charges dismissed a couple months ago because its Minnesota and we now formally judge people by their race and ethnicity as a matter of policy because the 14th amendment can go suck a dick or something. In the interest of justice.
https://www.kaaltv.com/news/rochester-sexual-assault-case-dismissed/But this story wasn't nearly moronic enough, so now we've got the insanity where the NAACP crowdfunding for a pedophile rapist has raised $240,000 as of me posting this drivel onto pard;
And the woman who's 15 minutes of fame is all the downside of michael richards with none of the upsides, has raised $505,000
not 100% sure if jsp allows GFM / GSG links, but I'll just post a pic

Now according to the speculative future laid out by isaac aasimov in Foundation, the Calvinian Era from 2007-2057 saw humanity mining the moon and exploring other planets by now. Instead we're a bit more like a few choice scenes in coppola's megalopolis