this idea was inspired by fraud lefties. remember when they were all about "defund the police" "roll em (cops) in a blanket and fry them like bacon" "ACOB (all cops are bastards)" then when jan 6th happened they loooooOOoOoVED THE POLICE. like all of that other stuff was a lie? naw?? say it isnt so ????

so what the heck. lets rework some lyrics and represent some true leftie sentiment.
i have chosen the song. Sir Mix-A-Lot - Baby Got Back (Official Music Video) but the new title is "cop be fat"
going to skip the intro and go straight to the music lyrics.

FIRST COURUS 0.30 -0.45 of video................................................. NEW LYRICS
I like big butts and I can not lie............................................................... I LIKE FAT COPS EVERYTHING ELSE WAS A LIE
You other brothers can't deny..................................................................all the other things we said about them i now deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist....................................... big fat cop with gun on big fat waist
And a round thing in your face ............................................................... and blasts lil unarmed woman at jan6th place
You get sprung, want to pull up tough .....................................................big fat cop really pulled up tuff
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed ................................................... that fat cop was buffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing ............................................................. we deep in our lies and we always swearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring ....................................................... hooked on fat cops and cant stop staring

sung to the tune of


This post was edited by TiStuff on Jan 30 2025 08:51pm