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Jun 18 2023 04:03am
What would you do if Jesus came back today and removes all believers from earth to be with him and your stuck on earth awaiting Armageddon? (to atheists or other non-believers)
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Jun 18 2023 04:29am
Be thankful there are less people on earth.
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Jun 18 2023 09:46am
Be thankful that I wasn't chosen, and then continue to live life while anticipating this so-called Armageddon.
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Jun 18 2023 10:11am
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What would you do if Jesus came back today and removes all believers from earth to be with him and your stuck on earth awaiting Armageddon? (to atheists or other non-believers)


id do nothing cause it aint ever gonna happen LOL
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Jun 18 2023 10:26am
Then Cthulhu will stop banging Ursala and Summon Vaporeon to ice blast all the believers and then Optimus Prime will transform into a Rabhi and jewish space lazer all the believers and then all the people on earth will look up to all the "christians getting jewish space lazered to death" or 'jewed' for short.

I believe it, it could happen, a 2k year old book says so rbo you cant deny my book bro

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Jun 18 2023 11:43am
It's so weird that Christians think this is how the rapture works. It isn't. Go actually read the passages in context. It's insanely clear there isn't going to be a rapture where you get magic'd away into heaven.
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Jun 18 2023 11:53am
Quote (DCEVO @ Jun 18 2023 12:03pm)
What would you do if Jesus came back today and removes all believers from earth to be with him and your stuck on earth awaiting Armageddon? (to atheists or other non-believers)


He'd smoke weed and wonder how wonderful and easy the life is compared to his time. He'd also ask what part of his story made people believe he liked to hang on a cross that a cross became Christians' symbol of faith :lol:
You could also determine Y-chromosom of god by taking a DNA smaple from him.

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Jun 18 2023 08:31pm
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It's so weird that Christians think this is how the rapture works. It isn't. Go actually read the passages in context. It's insanely clear there isn't going to be a rapture where you get magic'd away into heaven.


Luke 17:35-37 (NKJV), “‘Two women will be grinding together: the one will be taken and the other left. Two men will be in the field: the one will be taken and the other left.' And they answered and said to Him, ‘Where, Lord?’ So He said to them, ‘Wherever the body is, there the eagles will be gathered together.’”
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“Great and marvelous are Your works,
Lord God Almighty!
Just and true are Your ways,
O King of the saints!
4 Who shall not fear You, O Lord, and glorify Your name?
For You alone are holy.
For all nations shall come and worship before You,
For Your judgments have been manifested.”
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Jun 18 2023 11:25pm
Quote (NetflixAdaptationWidow @ Jun 18 2023 01:43pm)
It's so weird that Christians think this is how the rapture works. It isn't. Go actually read the passages in context. It's insanely clear there isn't going to be a rapture where you get magic'd away into heaven.


You clearly don't know the truth in his word.
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