Hear me out:

If 1) We accept a presumption of existence for an omnipotent God that predates the known universe, and 2) We accept the presumption of 'qualia' (ie. subjective experience as part of 'consciousness') as being phenomenologically real (even as not-yet fully understood concept), and 3) We accept that the experience of sex (rather than the knowledge of sex) is a form of qualia, and 4) That 'informed consent' is a necessary component that makes the experience of sex possible, then...

What would happen if an omnipotent God (which is the only existent entity) who knows everything there is to know about sex BUT has never experienced sex before, wanted to have sex?

Is there a way, if you accept my pre-conditions as valid, that you can answer this question in any other way than: God would have to create the conditions for new, intelligent life that is capable of understanding what sex is and then also have capacity to consent to sex. God would not be able to interfere with that development, less God risk compromising the organic formation of consent. Just as it doesn't feel like 'sex' when humans create sex dolls/robots, God would not be able to create a new form of life that then consents, because is that new life truly consenting or is it merely following what it was 'designed' to do?

Conclusion: There is a non-zero chance that existence is the result of an omnipotent God that wants to have sex, and there is no other conceivable way for God to experience sex as-defined here without creating a new universe in which new, independent life gets to organically form, survive, and then subsequently evolve into having sex and the conscious and intellectual capacity to consent. God may be trying to get laid.

I await your thoughts, PaRD.

I'll give this topic a pass

Zeus certainly had a way with the ladies.

why would you want to have sex with your father ?

Thanks for at least passing through!



It could certainly be any God. Some perhaps more captivating than others, to be sure.



I don't want to have sex with Steve. God on the other hand...

Have you tried the Car Audio sub?

Think pets might be best

I made this thread with legitimate consideration, and it is religious in nature.

Lol’d

God fucks you right every single day without your knowledge.

Np bro, im always there for you