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Jan 3 2020 06:46pm
Quote (Thor123422 @ Jan 4 2020 09:27am)
Don't blaspheme raptor Jesus. You come from his protective egg nest and he sacrificed himself for you


I'm merely asking questions, what are you talking about?

How does he change your life and make you live for him?
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Quote (CPK001 @ Jan 3 2020 06:46pm)
I'm merely asking questions, what are you talking about?

How does he change your life and make you live for him?


He wrapped his claws around my heart and shrieked his devouring message in my ear, the same way he did to you. Problem is you refuse to listen
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Jan 3 2020 09:07pm
Quote (Thor123422 @ Jan 4 2020 10:59am)
He wrapped his claws around my heart and shrieked his devouring message in my ear, the same way he did to you. Problem is you refuse to listen


What is this life changing message? How does this change the way that I do things in the here and now?
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Jan 3 2020 09:24pm
Quote (Thor123422 @ Jan 3 2020 07:59pm)
He wrapped his claws around my heart and shrieked his devouring message in my ear, the same way he did to you. Problem is you refuse to listen


LOL
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What is this life changing message? How does this change the way that I do things in the here and now?


I will share with you his message, but since you haven't opened your heart to his message you won't understand it.

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Quote (Thor123422 @ Jan 4 2020 01:44pm)
I will share with you his message, but since you haven't opened your heart to his message you won't understand it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifgCsFPo3jE


How has he completely changed your life?
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How has he completely changed your life?


He changed my life by sacrificing himself for my sins, taking the great meteor in my stead.

You are probably a follower of Allah-saurus and that is why you reject his message. Allah-saurus cannot save you! Only the cleverest of girls, raptor jesus, can save you.
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He changed my life by sacrificing himself for my sins, taking the great meteor in my stead.

You are probably a follower of Allah-saurus and that is why you reject his message. Allah-saurus cannot save you! Only the cleverest of girls, raptor jesus, can save you.


How do you show your thankfulness?
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Jan 5 2020 11:45pm
Quote (Thor123422 @ Jan 3 2020 07:44pm)
I will share with you his message, but since you haven't opened your heart to his message you won't understand it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifgCsFPo3jE


[QUOTE=Thor123422,Jan 3 2020 07:44pm]I will share with you his message, but since you haven't opened your heart to his message you won't understand it.
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Quote (Thor123422 @ Jan 3 2020 09:22pm)
He changed my life by sacrificing himself for my sins, taking the great meteor in my stead.

You are probably a follower of Allah-saurus and that is why you reject his message. Allah-saurus cannot save you! Only the cleverest of girls, raptor jesus, can save you.




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How do you show your thankfulness?


By preventing the reincarnation of dinosaurs using bastard technology by supporting all movies with negative consequences for just that. So sayeth Ian Malcolm, lifes greatest prophet
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