i was walking by a vet clinic the other day
this fucking huge dog runs out, across the street, starts licking my balls
i'm like doggy, chill, chill
was afraid for my.... human parts. and i'm not even close to joking. this thing was chewbacca on 4-legs
then this fucking deranged animal runs towards the forest
to my great surprise, he understood what i said to him. i said come now.
was sure there was an owner of the animal somewhere, as irresponsible as they were
so this psycho animals just comes running to me. good. then he runs on to the fucking highway
i had to put myself at risk to slow traffic, use my voice and get him back
like 5 mins later the owner is across the street and calls this giant fur thing over. no thanks for saving its life. i literally stepped into traffic to save this insane, deranged thing
well, whatever. at least i saved it

most deranged giant animal i've ever seen
you should have seen when i called him. he looks left, looks rght up and everywhere then sees me and just like a stone cold steve austin just spears me. then onto the highway
whatever. all in a day's work

Cute.

owners fault 100% they should be charged with man slaughter

I know plenty of so called "dangerous" breeds who would lick you to death cause their owners bring them up right.
And if they are dangerous trained for guarding/protecting family/lifestock etc then they are locked up responsibly full stop.

ITs the meth head irresponsible deplorable owners who should never own one to begin with which bring up these types of dogs

full stop, period, end of discussion /thread

This post was edited by addone on Apr 9 2021 11:24pm

wait what? wombats could fuck up a dog?! a dog big enough to require heavy leash holding? but they are so cute! are they like super ferocious, or just much bigger than they look?

They are built like a tank, a dog that runs into a wombat hole gets crushed.
A wombat can walk through an average wire fence like it isn't there, a big one is 35 kg.
They attack humans and kill dogs regularly.
Think of it as a really pissed off goat that's built like a battering ram, they charge, bite and claw.
I always treat them good because if you make them angry they attack.
Everything here can kill you, we got a bird that stands 5 feet tall, has 5 inch claws and a horn on its head that kills people for staring at it.
I got a pic of a wombat in my phone.


This post was edited by Plaguefear on Apr 10 2021 05:30am

What is this mystery bird with horns on its head

This post was edited by duffman316 on Apr 10 2021 09:53am

just look at that devious little fucker, plotting to murder you and your poor little pooch, i can almost feel his bloodlust through the photo, lol.

Cassowary

It has a 5 inch dagger claw it stabs with, can run 30 mph and jump 5 feet in the air.

This post was edited by Plaguefear on Apr 10 2021 01:35pm

That's some big turkeys