lol, can't wait to hear about the new Trump autodialer scandal

Was like "Call from Washington D.C. Hm, might be my mom calling from work..." mistakes were made... ugh.

But seriously, as terrible as Trump has been at everything, I'm pretty much imagining him as Homer Simpson with an autodialer.

I shoulda known better when it showed up as John Miller

Your phone has a cord still?

Ughhhhh, you sure showed them!

Don't poke your eye out on that razor sharp wit, sport.

maybe you should fire up the old type writer and write Trump a strongly worded letter

I bet you think you were being clever, huh? It's okay. You'll get there eventually.