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Oct 10 2021 03:23pm
Quote (NetflixAdaptationWidow @ Oct 10 2021 04:10pm)
God is gay
God's thoughts are higher than my thoughts

Therefore, it's better to be gay


A more apt interpretation would be God as Alex from Clockwork Orange.

He is stuck in a movie theater with his eyes held open by toothpicks, and he is forced to watch your gayness 24/7.

You have the choice to not be gay, but you don't. RIP



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A more apt interpretation would be God as Alex from Clockwork Orange.

He is stuck in a movie theater with his eyes held open by toothpicks, and he is forced to watch your gayness 24/7.

You have the choice to not be gay, but you don't. RIP

https://i0.wp.com/thedeepdish.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/A-Clockwork-Orange-2.jpg


Nobody can hold God's eyes open. He's God. He chooses to watch me watch cat girls at 3 a.m.
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Quote (NetflixAdaptationWidow @ Oct 10 2021 04:36pm)
Nobody can hold God's eyes open. He's God. He chooses to watch me watch cat girls at 3 a.m.


what about cat boys
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Quote (readTheBible @ Oct 9 2021 09:04pm)
many people like to get tattoos, which is actually expressly forbidden by God's Law

but i was just thinking: what symbol is there to be so eternal and that i would feel so passionately about to WANT on my body, anyways?

..and i realized there are only 2 things

666 for a satanist

and The Name of JESUS for me..




you sure you worship my Lord?

is your pride offended that another man's name would be tattooed on your face?


..but for me, the way He led before them in the desert, in a pillar of cloud by day, and a pillar of fire by night

may His Holy Name lead before me for eternity


there is no greater honor for me, than to wear the Name of my King





Revelation, Ch.22 (kjv)

4 And they shall see his face; and his name shall be in their foreheads.



Just make sure you focus on the spirit and not just the bible. well put however.
And don't expect good responses from a cesspool of zombified human corpses "alive" by liquid crystal cellular emf.
Those kinds of demons are only capable of touting lies, bigotry, and contradiction.

Fyi, this is the apoc. You'll know them by their fruits ~ the kind that blame god for their poor choices & the freedom to make them.
it is for that reason that they are slaves to sin.

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what about cat boys


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Quote (lodd222 @ Oct 10 2021 11:28pm)
Just make sure you focus on the spirit and not just the bible. well put however.
And don't expect good responses from a cesspool of zombified human corpses "alive" by liquid crystal cellular emf.
Those kinds of demons are only capable of touting lies, bigotry, and contradiction.

Fyi, this is the apoc. You'll know them by their fruits ~ the kind that blame god for their poor choices & the freedom to make them.
it is for that reason that they are slaves to sin.


i agree with you here

"You'll know them by their fruits ~ the kind that blame god for their poor choices & the freedom to make them.
it is for that reason that they are slaves to sin."

but this?
"Just make sure you focus on the spirit and not just the bible"?
the difference?

the bible is the source of knowledge in this world, which gives birth to understanding, which by God's Grace gives birth to spirit..




but people living by " liquid crystal cellular emf??" the insanity here is extreme..

...i wonder often when i casually hear such speech are you this deceived? or just intentionally a devil then trying to associate yourself with those like me?

men live by the Breath of God, breathed into Adam's face; our earliest ancestor.


and satan has also confused the world between the word "armageddon" (the place where the great battle will occur) and "apocalypse" which means "revelation/curtain lifting" (hence it being the name of the last book of the bible)

if you are confused i apologize for my harsh words i don't mean to attack you

and it's not unreasonable that you could believe crazy things: we have been being brainwashed by satan since 5 years old, being told we live on a spinning ball.. (and taught about 'dinosaurs'..)


regardless i will continue to pray for each living being, as my God teaches me

Quote (NetflixAdaptationWidow @ Oct 10 2021 04:21pm)
You are gullible enough to believe the earth is flat, the election was stolen, and to be a Christian

It's pretty obvious you're just predisposed to believing dumb stuff. You would have found religion sooner rather than later.


trump/biden are on same side: both worship satan: there are no elections: you are given 2 false choices

trump or biden
apple or microsoft
coke or pepsi
ark or rust
diablo 2 or poe

etc, etc..

satan's beast system (the one spoken of in revelation 13) is in firm control of earth, ever increasing until the point where everyone will walk around with it's 'name' or 666 on their forhead or right hand,
and worship it and the devil who gave it it's power, or the robots (which are coming soon..) roaming the earth will cause them to be killed




Quote (TiStuff @ Oct 10 2021 04:39pm)
your the only dork talking about a flat earth. you know ya got a weak argument and just plain weak when you do the flat earth straw man

why dont booster boy bogus joe move into the white house?
Biden's Booster Deception
https://www.bitchute.com/video/Op1CQWsTlQVF/

possibly would not have christianty at all if it where not for all the atheists consumed by it. screeching all the time about it. lol reminiscent of the strisend effect.


the bible clearly teaches the earth is flat..

..before i get it into it scripturally, here are some points proving it which have no relationship to religion (other than the immutable fact God made all things)

https://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=86096027&f=148&o=60
(if the link didn't take you to page 7, go to page 7 to see what i was referencing)










Quote (TiStuff @ Oct 10 2021 04:01pm)
antitheists do Gods work. they are like a big neon sign pointing at scripture.
what i noticed those years ago. antitheists obsessed with the things they dont believe.


Isaiah 55:8-9
King James Version

8 For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways, saith the Lord.

9 For as the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways, and my thoughts than your thoughts.


i also recognized Him by their hatred
not people as this one specifically, but the 'higher' level of hatred displayed by the actual demons and satan which control earth

the hatred of Him on every screen

for instance in revelation 13 it says how the beast opened it's mouth to profane God..

..now everywhere in the world people running around screeching 1 Name, to throw it in the mud, and use it as a curse, and they think they sound cool..

..it's not "Muhummad! *spit* bah. fking Muhummad! NO! Nor "Buddha!" or "Shiva!" NO!!

it is J E S U S

"Jesus fking Christ!"

...and you think you sound cool....


..but i assure you, you who says such things, angels cringe when you speak

and early i called such men as fearless: this was the incorrect adjective

i am fearless: fearing nothing and no one but The Lord

these men are impious, and fools

This post was edited by readTheBible on Oct 10 2021 10:29pm
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Oct 10 2021 10:27pm
Quote (MrSK @ Oct 10 2021 02:02pm)
Because they use logic to rationalize their belief? Toppest of keks my dude


nothing explodes and magical morphing monkeys. yes toppest of keks
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Oct 10 2021 10:33pm
Quote (TiStuff @ Oct 10 2021 09:27pm)
nothing explodes and magical morphing monkeys. yes toppest of keks



How can the earth be billions of years old if Hayzeus died 2000 years ago
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Quote (TiStuff @ Oct 11 2021 12:27am)
nothing explodes and magical morphing monkeys. yes toppest of keks


so i answer to them this way: those who believe they are in a magical expanding universe on a ridiculous spinning baal

..and haven't noticed yet the sun moon and stars are amoung the height of the clouds and ~40 miles away, depending on season, and time of day...

...or that 200 miles up is ocean....



i simply ask the this: ok: so you believe nothing can explode and create everything. ok!

my one question is this?

"who wrote the rules of the 'universe', or 'physics', if you prefer, which allowed it?"



you see, when rational thought is applied, there is no confusion about the question.

the answer is obvious.

God exists.




..and for those who want to say "what came before Him, or who made Him"

i will advise you your mind is trapped within time, something God created: and has also sworn that He will end it

He is bigger than time: obviously and by necessity He is 'outside' of it. He CREATED it..


..and the final answer to the mystery is this:

His Name as He has revealed to us..

it is not "I Became"

it is "I Am"
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Quote (readTheBible @ Oct 10 2021 09:34pm)
so i answer to them this way: those who believe they are in a magical expanding universe on a ridiculous spinning baal

..and haven't noticed yet the sun moon and stars are amoung the height of the clouds and ~40 miles away, depending on season, and time of day...

...or that 200 miles up is ocean....



i simply ask the this: ok: so you believe nothing can explode and create everything. ok!

my one question is this?

"who wrote the rules of the 'universe', or 'physics', if you prefer, which allowed it?"



you see, when rational thought is applied, there is no confusion about the question.

the answer is obvious.

God exists.




..and for those who want to say "what came before Him, or who made Him"

i will advise you your mind is trapped within time, something God created: and has also sworn that He will end it

He is bigger than time: obviously and by necessity He is 'outside' of it. He CREATED it..


..and the final answer to the mystery is this:

His Name as He has revealed to us..

it is not "I Became"

it is "I Am"



So simulation theory got it
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