FDS has really done a number on my 'fans', lol. i always knew they weren't particularly smart, but this thread is just... something else.

imaginary conversations we never had (it's not like they could magically disappear from d2jsp), wild speculations about my private life and family history, paranoia concerning random multis... some of you completely lost it, guys. seek medical help. seriously.

Budgeting offline exact same time Fender comes on.

he's been offline for over 20 minutes according to his profile. meanwhile i went online after football practice, so my account was online for over an hour now, so while you were arguing with that dude. funny how you didn't bother to check that. you people need some serious help, lol.

step away from jsp to get work done and this guy on my ass LMAO.

also, look at the time zone in his quotes, they put him somewhere on the east coast of the americas. FDS is real, lol.

bunch of nerds LMAO

hes so furious we figured it out quite quickly. heinrich got 10%’d and presto another account showed up the next day with exact same posting style

he even managed to get 20% on both accounts within the span of 4 days a couple months ago couple other throwaways showed up here and there then but were swiftly defeated by the mod team and heinrich was relegated to general chat.

This post was edited by excellence on Oct 16 2020 04:35pm

"Football Practice". Therapy sessions I suspect. "Where did America touch you".

“football practice huh”

12:43 AM
Saturday, October 17, 2020 (GMT+2)
Time in Dresden, Germany

amazing how my mere presence here triggers you guys into oblivion, writing fan fiction and everything. full blown FDS.
i honestly don't even know how most of you randoms ended up obsessing over me - did we even have any previous interactions? i just know that all the empty space i occupy in your heads could solve america's homelessness crisis...