The satire literally writes itself

The ones with the megaphones spouting the violence tend to be black women though

I am immune to this.

I have been vaccinated by developing immunity after exposure to Neekosama, njaguar, Ghot, Qodesh, Card_Sultan, Datajunky, EA7, and many more.

This isn't even my final form.

U wot

I understand neeko and and maybe njag, but...

DATAJUNKY??? Really?

Maybe I'm misremembering, but wasn't he all-in on Zeitgeist-ism for 9/11?

He was insane.

Yea he was off the deep end. Got lucky with crypto though.

If only I had the foresight. I had 5 x'd my initial investment, but didn't pull out because I'm not a Chad. Everything is in the negatives now. RIP

All these years i thought your ava was david bowie.

I can see why you'd think that.

I had a friend on D2 back in 2007 who wouldn't stop talking about this website called D2JSP, and kept saying I should make an account because it would help so much. I kept putting it off, but he kept trying to get me to make one. Eventually I said "Fine, I will...".

I asked him what I should name my account, and he said "Handcuffs".
I asked him what I should make my avatar, and he said "Sexy Santa".

The rest is history.

This post was edited by Handcuffs on Jul 10 2020 04:19pm