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Oct 23 2015 04:27am
this donkey is annoying, not surprised our world going to collapse .

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Oct 23 2015 09:27am
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Not just any old thing out of The Bible but the actual moment where it says the Israelite's were enslaved by the Egyptians!

Exodus 1:8-14: 8 Then a new king, to whom Joseph meant nothing, came to power in Egypt. 9 “Look,” he said to his people, “the Israelites have become far too numerous for us. 10 Come, we must deal shrewdly with them or they will become even more numerous and, if war breaks out, will join our enemies, fight against us and leave the country.”

11 So they put slave masters over them to oppress them with forced labor, and they built Pithom and Rameses as store cities for Pharaoh. 12 But the more they were oppressed, the more they multiplied and spread; so the Egyptians came to dread the Israelites 13 and worked them ruthlessly. 14 They made their lives bitter with harsh labor in brick and mortar and with all kinds of work in the fields; in all their harsh labor the Egyptians worked them ruthlessly.

Oh and before you go on about how you can't trust The Bible, I believe you should first read this entire thread where we actually had this discussion 2 years ago.

http://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=66332464&f=119


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Oct 23 2015 12:43pm
Quote (CPK001 @ Oct 23 2015 02:04am)
Not just any old thing out of The Bible but the actual moment where it says the Israelite's were enslaved by the Egyptians!

Exodus 1:8-14: 8 Then a new king, to whom Joseph meant nothing, came to power in Egypt. 9 “Look,” he said to his people, “the Israelites have become far too numerous for us. 10 Come, we must deal shrewdly with them or they will become even more numerous and, if war breaks out, will join our enemies, fight against us and leave the country.”

11 So they put slave masters over them to oppress them with forced labor, and they built Pithom and Rameses as store cities for Pharaoh. 12 But the more they were oppressed, the more they multiplied and spread; so the Egyptians came to dread the Israelites 13 and worked them ruthlessly. 14 They made their lives bitter with harsh labor in brick and mortar and with all kinds of work in the fields; in all their harsh labor the Egyptians worked them ruthlessly.

Oh and before you go on about how you can't trust The Bible, I believe you should first read this entire thread where we actually had this discussion 2 years ago.

http://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=66332464&f=119


Could you link where the discussion started?
While I look at that. You could take a look at this. http://skeptoid.com/episodes/4191
Brian Dunning lists references and further reading.
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Oct 23 2015 11:20pm
Quote (the_rest @ Oct 24 2015 01:27am)
wtf got to do with Jesus


http://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=73077791&f=119&p=495418928

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Could you link where the discussion started?
While I look at that. You could take a look at this. http://skeptoid.com/episodes/4191
Brian Dunning lists references and further reading.


http://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=66332464&f=119&p=449674810
http://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=66332464&f=119&p=449753762

You can start with those two posts.
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Oct 24 2015 03:40pm
Quote (CPK001 @ Oct 24 2015 12:20am)
http://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=73077791&f=119&p=495418928



http://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=66332464&f=119&p=449674810
http://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=66332464&f=119&p=449753762

You can start with those two posts.


I want to see archaeology evidence of the Exodus.
1450 B.C. The exodus of the Children of Israel from Egypt.
http://www.godandscience.org/apologetics/bibleorigin.html I'm glad they actually gave a date I can work with.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thutmose_III
This as the Pharaoh at the time of the supposed Exodus.

Exodus 14:28 says. The water flowed back and covered the chariots and horsemen--the entire army of Pharaoh that had followed the Israelites into the sea. Not one of them survived.
I'm pretty sure if something that insane happened they would write about it but nothing is found.

I wonder how they came about on that date.

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Oct 25 2015 12:58am
I can see where and how this is going. Are you happy for the conversation to continue the way it is?

http://www.bibleandscience.com/archaeology/exodus.htm
http://www.bibleandscience.com/archaeology/exodusdate.htm
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Oct 25 2015 01:04am
O Mighty Lord Satan, by whom all things are set free, I cast myself utterly into thine arms and place myself unreservedly under thy all powerful protection. Comfort me and deliver me from all of the hindrances and snares of those who wish to harm me, both seen and unseen.
Visit justice and vengeance upon those who seek my destruction. Render them powerless and devastated. Direct their malice to return upon them tenfold and to destroy them who would resent my being.
Fill my soul with thy invincible power, strengthen me, that I may persevere in my service, and act as an agent of thy works and a vessel of thy will.
This I ask in your name, almighty and ineffable Lord Satan who liveth and reigneth forevermore.
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Oct 25 2015 03:40am
Quote (CPK001 @ 22 Oct 2015 07:49)
I agree that I'm a very scary person. My new signature also spoils the big twist in the story, just like when Homer walks out of the Movies and spoils the ending to Star Wars with Darth Vader being Luke Skywalker's father.



That is the thing, you don't need to give anything. The LORD God Almighty gave it all for you, he will bring about free forgiveness and save you just like that.

If you look at the beginning with the Israelite's, they were enslaved by the Egyptians. What happened first is God rescued the Israelite's from slavery, THEN the 10 commandments came after that. Doing the 10 Commandments wouldn't save the Israelite's because they were already saved.

The cycle still continues to this day. You do not have to attain some kind of 'worthiness' or stature to be saved. God will freely give you salvation, just like that. You brought nothing to the table, God did it all for you.

Since it is in the bag that we are already saved, the things that we do now is not for our own benefit because it has already been given to us. Why do you think we Christians do what we do and tell you about this freely given offer?



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Oct 25 2015 04:45am
How to get to heaven -

1 - No buttsex
2 - Believe in god
3 - Give the church 10% of your earnings
4 - No committing suicide
5 - Srsly guys, no buttsex.
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Oct 25 2015 05:00am
Quote (Scaly @ 25 Oct 2015 05:45)
How to get to heaven -

1 - No buttsex
2 - Believe in god
3 - Give the church 10% of your earnings
4 - No committing suicide
5 - Srsly guys, no buttsex.



just be a dog
cause all dogs go to heaven
even if buttsex
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