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Quote (Beowulf @ 19 Jul 2016 12:20)
Not googling any of this


Except the proper nouns, they're all signifiers of age/weight/hairiness
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Jul 19 2016 02:24pm
So a bear convention and the Republican convention look the same?
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Quote (Beowulf @ 19 Jul 2016 12:24)
So a bear convention and the Republican convention look the same?


You can tell coz there's more grey hair and gay sex at the RNC, but you have to squint a little to notice
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Quote (thesnipa @ Jul 19 2016 08:18pm)
Feel free to do a writeup for all of the slang terms for different types of gays with definitions. I for one would read every word. If there's one category us Heteromales get beat handily in its nicknaming categories of women. Its basically just, ugo, chubber, and hot.


There's so many though.... An entire encyclopedia/field guide could be written. Here's just a few off the top of my head that are animal related:

- Chickens (also known as twinks): Typically are slim/hairless/young guys who don't have a great deal of muscle mass.
- Chicken Hawks: Older gay men who are predominately interested in chickens, and who try to "swoop" in to catch them, like a hawk does with prey.
- Gym Bunnies: Typically guys who have muscular/sculpted bodies from working out, and usually are younger.
- Giraffes: Gay men who are especially tall; usually 6'5"+.
- Bulls: Essentially someone with a bodybuilder's body, but who is also gay.
- Otters: Slim/slight athletic guys who have body/facial hair.
- Bears: Heavier set or larger muscular guys with body/facial hair.
- Polar Bears: Bears who are just older (white hair).
- Panda Bear: A 'bear' who is asian.
- Koala Bear: A 'bear' from Australia.
- Sugar Bears: People who fit the physical description of a bear, but who are effeminate personality/mannerism wise.
- Cubs: Heavier set guys who are similar to bears, but who are just young/younger.
- Muscle Cubs: Same as above, but their larger/heavier size is attributed to muscle mass rather than body fat.
- Wolves: Athletic/fit guys who have body/facial hair and are somewhat sexually aggressive.
- Pups: Young guys who are pretty energetic, but also somewhat naive. Body types most similar to chickens/twinks.
- Lot Lizards: Guys who hang out at truckstops or other public/transportation areas looking to hookup with people (essentially cruising).

Those are just the ones I can think of atm. So many more though.
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If I was gay they would have to add sasquatch to the list
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Quote (AiNedeSpelCzech @ Jul 19 2016 08:20pm)
As a fat hairy bastard, I really like that bear is a thing


It is pretty great! There's even a leather and bear bar in Sacramento that I've been to before called The Bolt. :D

Quote (Beowulf @ Jul 19 2016 08:20pm)
Not googling any of this


Fear not, friend, for I shall be your guide.
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Quote (Handcuffs @ 19 Jul 2016 12:50)
It is pretty great! There's even a leather and bear bar in Sacramento that I've been to before called The Bolt. :D



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Holy shit, that's practically waking distance from my house. Mind blown.
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Quote (Handcuffs @ Jul 19 2016 03:45pm)
There's so many though.... An entire encyclopedia/field guide could be written. Here's just a few off the top of my head that are animal related:

- Chickens (also known as twinks): Typically are slim/hairless/young guys who don't have a great deal of muscle mass.
- Chicken Hawks: Older gay men who are predominately interested in chickens, and who try to "swoop" in to catch them, like a hawk does with prey.
- Gym Bunnies: Typically guys who have muscular/sculpted bodies from working out, and usually are younger.
- Giraffes: Gay men who are especially tall; usually 6'5"+.
- Bulls: Essentially someone with a bodybuilder's body, but who is also gay.
- Otters: Slim/slight athletic guys who have body/facial hair.
- Bears: Heavier set or larger muscular guys with body/facial hair.
- Polar Bears: Bears who are just older (white hair).
- Panda Bear: A 'bear' who is asian.
- Koala Bear: A 'bear' from Australia.
- Sugar Bears: People who fit the physical description of a bear, but who are effeminate personality/mannerism wise.
- Cubs: Heavier set guys who are similar to bears, but who are just young/younger.
- Muscle Cubs: Same as above, but their larger/heavier size is attributed to muscle mass rather than body fat.
- Wolves: Athletic/fit guys who have body/facial hair and are somewhat sexually aggressive.
- Pups: Young guys who are pretty energetic, but also somewhat naive. Body types most similar to chickens/twinks.
- Lot Lizards: Guys who hang out at truckstops or other public/transportation areas looking to hookup with people (essentially cruising).

Those are just the ones I can think of atm. So many more though.


My buddy swears he is an otter but he is a pocket bear for sure.
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Quote (Handcuffs @ Jul 19 2016 09:45pm)
There's so many though.... An entire encyclopedia/field guide could be written. Here's just a few off the top of my head that are animal related:

- Chickens (also known as twinks): Typically are slim/hairless/young guys who don't have a great deal of muscle mass.
- Chicken Hawks: Older gay men who are predominately interested in chickens, and who try to "swoop" in to catch them, like a hawk does with prey.
- Gym Bunnies: Typically guys who have muscular/sculpted bodies from working out, and usually are younger.
- Giraffes: Gay men who are especially tall; usually 6'5"+.
- Bulls: Essentially someone with a bodybuilder's body, but who is also gay.
- Otters: Slim/slight athletic guys who have body/facial hair.
- Bears: Heavier set or larger muscular guys with body/facial hair.
- Polar Bears: Bears who are just older (white hair).
- Panda Bear: A 'bear' who is asian.
- Koala Bear: A 'bear' from Australia.
- Sugar Bears: People who fit the physical description of a bear, but who are effeminate personality/mannerism wise.
- Cubs: Heavier set guys who are similar to bears, but who are just young/younger.
- Muscle Cubs: Same as above, but their larger/heavier size is attributed to muscle mass rather than body fat.
- Wolves: Athletic/fit guys who have body/facial hair and are somewhat sexually aggressive.
- Pups: Young guys who are pretty energetic, but also somewhat naive. Body types most similar to chickens/twinks.
- Lot Lizards: Guys who hang out at truckstops or other public/transportation areas looking to hookup with people (essentially cruising).

Those are just the ones I can think of atm. So many more though.


I don't find men attractive but I sometimes wonder why women do. The simple and correct answer is they're biologically wired to, but what about the mechanism of action? I'm not exactly complaining but it's something I've thought about before
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