Quote (dro94 @ 19 Jul 2016 13:46)
well odds are he might only live to 60 ish as there is no escaping the fact he's dangerously obese. probably won't live to enjoy all that money he made
It will have been a hell of a life, though. Not many people get to be the governor or district attorney of a state.
He's living the high life, he's a millionaire, he's getting lavish hotel visits for his family paid by foreign kings, watching Cowboys games with Jerry Jones in the Owner's suite, meeting and interacting with famous and powerful people all the time, etc.
I don't feel bad for him. Actually, if you're a fan of the Cowboys, that has kinda sucked for the past decade and a half.
Quote (Beowulf @ 19 Jul 2016 13:33)
and he can travel light now that he no longer has a soul to carry around
I have some personal restraint, so I'm able to resist this setup, but holy shit, dude. You're just here to watch PaRD burn. Where's duffman, EndlessSky and herbodc when you need them?
Or do they typically not make fat jokes about Republicans?
Quote (herbdoc @ 19 Jul 2016 13:56)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5natdqIpJg
Okay, I'm definitely stretching this one, but fuck it.
Britain is just making sure the door doesn't hit Democrats on the way
in...to a continued presence and role in the foreign relations between the UK and America as the US's Executive leadership.