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Oct 20 2015 02:03am
With cannon? Only way to get into the heaven after dead is that you're being hurled to the skies. Let's hope modern science can provide big enough slingshots for you...
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Quote (xfrodobagginsx @ 20 Oct 2015 06:20)
Jesus IS God. Do you believe the Bible?


Jesus invented 'Our father' the prayer, why didn't he pray to himself ?

or, how about when he died, he said: 'Oh Lord, let your will be done, not mine'

i'm pretty sure you didn't read the Bible yourself, you only went to church and now you spill what a gay priest told you

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Quote (PKSubban @ 19 Oct 2015 22:28)
the bible is my Toilet Paper and your god is shit. Do you believe in my ass ?


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Jesus invented 'Our father' the prayer, why didn't he pray to himself ?

or, how about when he died, he said: 'Oh Lord, let your will be done, not mine'

i'm pretty sure you didn't read the Bible yourself, you only went to church and now you spill what a gay priest told you


Quote (GetOnYourKnees @ 18 Oct 2015 06:37)
Lucifer #1



How can you push so hard against something that you don't believe in?

Is there a god? No there isn't, but why not let everyone believe their own thing? Are you reassuring yourselves by ridiculing those that do believe?
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Oct 20 2015 05:09am
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Jesus invented 'Our father' the prayer, why didn't he pray to himself ?

or, how about when he died, he said: 'Oh Lord, let your will be done, not mine'

i'm pretty sure you didn't read the Bible yourself, you only went to church and now you spill what a gay priest told you


He is god but is also separate from god. It is as if you cut your leg off and it grew another head. It's still part of you but would think on it's own.

That's the most common ridiculous justification for these contradictions anyway.
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He is god but is also separate from god. It is as if you cut your leg off and it grew another head. It's still part of you but would think on it's own.


that's why i don't go to church, they call this 'smart' and 'believing' and 'elevating'

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Oct 20 2015 06:56am
Quote (Valhalls_Sun @ Oct 20 2015 07:06am)
How can you push so hard against something that you don't believe in?

Is there a god? No there isn't, but why not let everyone believe their own thing? Are you reassuring yourselves by ridiculing those that do believe?



ridicule doesn't kill, even then they have eternal life, so what's the problem ?
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ridicule doesn't kill, even then they have eternal life, so what's the problem ?



unwarranted hate or ugliness just makes the world we have worse, that's the problem.
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Oct 20 2015 08:47am
Quote (xfrodobagginsx @ Oct 19 2015 10:20pm)
Jesus IS God. Do you believe the Bible?


Yahweh is God. Jesus is... well Jesus.
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Oct 20 2015 09:28am
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Yahweh is God. Jesus is... well Jesus.


...in the Christian belief system Jesus is Yahweh .
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Quote (Valhalls_Sun @ Oct 20 2015 09:34am)
unwarranted hate or ugliness just makes the world we have worse, that's the problem.



yeah and ban those anti-muslim cartoons, they are responsible or terrorism...

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