Picture 1:Home Owner: "hi welcome to my home you voluntarily came to with my permission. would you like to buy my home"
Home Buyer: "yes, I think I would. what all is included?"
Home Owner: "well its a 3 bedroom on 1 acre, 2 baths and a 2 car garage for $150,000"
Home Buyer: "I think i'd like to pay 135k, and id like that pool table to stay here"
Home Owner: "that isn't acceptable, I can do 152k with the pool table"
Home Buyer: "well I cant afford that, but you're legally allowed to turn down my offer I guess. not sure what ill do now I don't have anywhere else to live."
Home Owner: "well u could live anywhere else, or be homeless, or rent somewhere, or buy a house that's cheaper, or live in that car you drove here in, or make the choice to commit a crime and turn yourself in and the state will put you in a jail, or even apply for free housing that the state offers."
Home Buyer: "well what are my payment options?"
Home Owner: "you can pay me cash, you can get a loan with no money down, you can get a better loan with more money down, or you can apply for special govt programs to help buy a house. you can even negotiate your rate with the bank, you can get a fixed rate or an adjustable one."
Picture 2:IRS Agent: "Please come to the door, I will call police to come inside and drag you out if not because you owe taxes."
Home Owner: "well what is all included in my taxes as benefits?"
IRS Agent: "don't worry about that, here's the bill."
Home Owner: "well what options do I have? can I pay less or spread it out over a few years?"
IRS Agent: "no, we need all of the money now or you'll be jailed and your property will be seized to sell off to pay your debt"
Home Owner: "are there any govt programs to help me pay for this debt?"
IRS Agent: "ummm like jail, but no not really."
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