just oprah goldfish

Klobuchar giving a "victory" speech without any results. All she is saying is that they punched above their weight and are headed to NH. It's a smart move b/c she's being covered by every news outlet haha.

she's a bit of a cunt, though
not unexpected

long as she doesn’t scream she’s playing it right

what is actually happening my friend? you are much more connected to these events

what if she says sorry

the only force that can beat trump is the end of our living universe

atomic halflife? i say grab em by the decaying box and let the supernovas fall where they may'st

So, I think Bernie and Biden benefit from this fiasco since they are the two front runners. It definitely seems like Biden underperformed based on his speech ("we'll get our share of delegates") but he can safely go on to NH. Bernie, on the other hand, was the assumed winner according to previous polling and he's doing well in NH already. Klobuchar doesn't need to drop out now but I get the feeling she overperformed. It was smart for her to be the FIRST speaker to maximize airtime. I think Pete is probably the biggest loser out of everyone if he overperformed. He hasn't given a speech yet but even if he wins, it won't really matter.

Robby Mook + DNC developed the app. Company is literally called Shadow INC.

There are tons of reports from volunteers in the room of Sanders having like 160 to 50 Buttigieg votes and coin tosses happening despite overwhelming wins.