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Jan 26 2014 06:05pm
How is this thread not closed yet?
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Jan 26 2014 06:07pm
Quote (Vivienne @ 27 Jan 2014 00:05)
How is this thread not closed yet?


because 'frodo' has a deal with the mods to let it run for at least 100 pages :wacko:
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Jan 26 2014 06:12pm
Quote (brmv @ Jan 27 2014 10:03am)
shouldn't you avoid those 'distractions' then to really follow your calling?
better forget about your desire for a girlfriend - become a monk  :P


Why a Monk? There are many roles in the Church. I can become a Pastor, Preacher but no you say I need to be a Monk specifically. Why is that?
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Why a Monk? There are many roles in the Church. I can become a Pastor, Preacher but no you say I need to be a Monk specifically. Why is that?


because sex is a very big one of those bad 'distractions' and girls tempt you to this, especially this weekend:

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Quote (brmv @ Jan 27 2014 10:18am)
because sex is a very big one of those bad 'distractions' and girls tempt you to this, especially this weekend:

http://www.brewsnews.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Australia-Day-Brews-Beats-and-BBQ-Fox-Hotel.jpg


Oh, I was working all weekend so I couldn't attend. Today I was watching the Royal Rumble anyway where Batista won.

We all know about my 'distractions' where girls seem to think that they can provide hints and think that I can read them. We all know how girls do not value their word and cannot show initiative because I'm the one who has to make every single conversation and make topic.

That is exactly why girls are good for only 70 things, cooking and 69. Nothing else. So if girls aren't the be it all and end it all, then who is? Jesus is.

The promise of girls that was given to me so long ago is a lie which continues to this very day.

The world promises me everything but delivers absolutely nothing that was promised. By this time I have grown some resistance to such things but the one promise that has delivered its expectations is the promise and the hope that we have in Jesus.

The only thing that I can truly turn to in those times are Jesus.

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Jan 27 2014 02:51am
Quote (CPK001 @ 27 Jan 2014 08:30)
...The promise of girls that was given to me so long ago is a lie which continues to this very day....


maybe you should visit chatanooga, there must be a girl for you there:


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Jan 27 2014 04:43am
Why would I want to go to a place, and know that so many others in hell suffer in eternal agony?
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Jan 27 2014 06:32am
Quote (brmv @ Jan 27 2014 06:51pm)
maybe you should visit chattanooga, there must be a girl for you there:

http://www.americanbible.org/uploads/content/americas-most-bible-minded-cities-infographic-2014-american-bible-society.png


I may just do that if all else fails. I do know what I want and what I like.

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Why would I want to go to a place, and know that so many others in hell suffer in eternal agony?


You're in a house right now, it is safe to assume that. You do know that there are some people who do not live in a house but live on the streets right?

I doubt you'd want to live on the streets purely because other people are.
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Jan 27 2014 06:46am
Quote (GBeland89 @ Jan 27 2014 05:43am)
Why would I want to go to a place, and know that so many others in hell suffer in eternal agony?


Sounds like Chattanooga IMO.
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Feb 3 2014 10:15pm
Quote (GBeland89 @ Jan 27 2014 10:43am)
Why would I want to go to a place, and know that so many others in hell suffer in eternal agony?


Because God loves you and doesn't want you or anyone else to go to that bad place.
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