I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS MANS SIG. LOL.

Plug the damn hole.

imo a giant sponge would work better

Engineers, architects etc are posting their ideas on youtube, some of them have gone into so much detail making devices that could stop it, they copyrighted their ideas I guess and are trying to sell them to BP/US Government.

The well may be in communication with the vast seas of abiotic oil that rest in chambers down around 50,000 ft. and in which swim giant and horrible creatures only known from the geologic record. (So many people have missed the obvious- the bones of these monsters are found in oily deposits because they lived and live in oil) The reason that the lower world is kept so secret by governments and the UN is fear that if it is known someone will try to tap them and that will lead to another war with the creatures who live in the mushroom forests along their shores. Here is a report from a 19th century explorer:

"We had long lost sight of the sea shore behind the hills of bones.The rash Professor, careless of losing his way, hurried me forward.We advanced in silence, bathed in luminous electric fluid. By some phenomenon which I am unable to explain, it lighted up all sides of every object equally. Such was its diffusiveness, there being no central point from which the light emanated, that shadows no longer existed. You might have thought yourself under the rays of a vertical sun in a tropical region at noonday and the height of summer. No vapour was visible. The rocks, the distant mountains, a few isolated clumps of forest trees in the distance, presented a weird and wonderful aspect under these totally new conditions of a universal diffusion of light. We were like Hoffmann's shadowless man.

"No human creature?" replied my uncle in a lower voice. "You are wrong, Axel. Look, look down there! I fancy I see a living creature similar to ourselves: it is a man!"

I looked, shaking my head incredulously. But though at first I was unbelieving I had to yield to the evidence of my senses.

In fact, at a distance of a quarter of a mile, leaning against the trunk of a gigantic kauri, stood a human being, the Proteus of those subterranean regions, a new son of Neptune, watching this countless herd of mastodons.

Immanis pecoris custos, immanior ipse.

"The shepherd of gigantic herds, and huger still himself."

Yes, truly, huger still himself. It was no longer a fossil being like him whose dried remains we had easily lifted up in the field of bones; it was a giant, able to control those monsters. In stature he was at least twelve feet high. His head, huge and unshapely as a buffalo's, was half hidden in the thick and tangled growth of his unkempt hair. It most resembled the mane of the primitive elephant.In his hand he wielded with ease an enormous bough, a staff worthy of this shepherd of the geologic period.

In modern times they have only rarely ascended the lava tubes of the Pacific NW and the Himalaya- but steal their oil and all that will change. The Bigfeet can strike back in many ways. They might interrupt the springs that feed water to the upper world or stoke the volcanos and lubricate the earthquake faults. Or they will open the taps but perhaps not tell us to build an ark this time. Our hubris will once again bring the end of surface civilization and a great die-off as it has so many times in the past.

Past contacts gave birth to the Hells and Hades that exist in so many mythologies. Pray that the well is sealed and such nightmarish tribal memories are not freshened in our time.

This post was edited by inkanddagger on Jun 22 2010 11:23pm

No, the Shamwow.

I was like wow this is well written and informative then I got to the "live in oil" bit and was like wait what? Started reading again, got to same part was like I don't even... Started again and then realized it was all for a luagh lol. Where did you get that? It reminds me of that movie with Brendan Fraser or whatever.

I heard they are trying to fix it now and live feeding it to public. Least thats what this site says and shows http://gizmodo.com/5548462/watch-bps-top-kill-oil-spill-fix-live

Jules Verne.

I would use hay.



If you guys want to be impressed by the South, you really should check this out. I was pleasantly surprised.

Wow... At 1st I was like noway...... Then when he took it out of the water my jaw dropped. That is amazing.. So simple and it works. That is a good way to get the oil off the top of the water, but the actual leak is pressurized so it wouldn't stop it. But hey nice find!