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Satan is alluring by nature but the deal always leaves a bitter taste in your mouth.

Clearly you’ve never ate some good pussy

I mean.. im not a perfect christian




Nice

This post was edited by EndlessSky on Jun 2 2019 02:57pm

WRONG! Boring and unfilfilling life? Nope. Anything but. I can do most of the same things you can do, I just do them honestly and God's way. I hope you understand what happens to those in hell.

This post was edited by xfrodobagginsx on Jun 6 2019 05:42pm

I love how you only responded to one of the terms

"Unfulfilling Life"

by these I assume you mean living a life of sin as lusting after physical satisfaction every day, because it's your body and you can do what you want with it...

where I believe that my body is something given to me by God, and I should take care of it... and living a Godly life is much more rewarding than lusting after our desires...




also God is less offended by physical sin (Lust, Gluttony, etc)

here is some lists to consider before claiming that living virtuous is "Unfulfilling"


THE 7 DEADLY SINS



Lust – to have an intense desire or need: “But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart” (Matthew 5:28).

Gluttony – excess in eating and drinking: “for drunkards and gluttons become poor, and drowsiness clothes them in rags” (Proverbs 23:21).

Greed - excessive or reprehensible acquisitiveness: “Having lost all sensitivity, they have given themselves over to sensuality so as to indulge in every kind of impurity, with a continual lust for more” (Ephesians 4:19).

Sloth – disinclined to activity or exertion: not energetic or vigorous: “The way of the sluggard is blocked with thorns, but the path of the upright is a highway” (Proverbs 15:19).

Wrath – strong vengeful anger or indignation: “A gentle answer turns away wrath, but a harsh word stirs up anger” (Proverbs 15:1)

Envy – painful or resentful awareness of an advantage enjoyed by another joined with a desire to possess the same advantage: “Therefore, rid yourselves of all malice and all deceit, hypocrisy, envy, and slander of every kind. Like newborn babies, crave pure spiritual milk, so that by it you may grow up in your salvation” (1 Peter 2:1-2).

Pride - quality or state of being proud – inordinate self esteem: “Pride goes before destruction, a haughty spirit before a fall” (Proverbs 16:18).


AND THE 7 HEAVENLY VIRTUES



Chastity- Courage and boldness. Embracing of moral wholesomeness and achieving purity of thought through education and betterment.

Abstinence- Constant mindfulness of others and one's surroundings; practicing self-control, abstention, and moderation.

Liberality- Generosity. Willingness to give. A nobility of thought or actions.

Diligence- A zealous and careful nature in one's actions and work. Decisive work ethic. Budgeting one's time; monitoring one's own activities to guard against laziness.

Patience- Forbearance and endurance through moderation. Resolving conflicts peacefully, as opposed to resorting to violence. The ability to forgive; to show mercy to sinners.

Kindness- Charity, compassion, friendship, and sympathy without prejudice and for its own sake.

Humility- Modest behavior, selflessness, and the giving of respect. Giving credit where credit is due; not unfairly glorifying one's own self.Modest behavior, selflessness, and the giving of respect. Giving credit where credit is due; not unfairly glorifying one's own self.

now remember, Living in heaven will mean we as children of god will live with the 7 Heavenly Virtues to the best of our ability...

how is that being a slave?

is that life not a reward?


Frodobaggins can back me up here

This post was edited by caswallen on Jun 6 2019 06:15pm