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there is no spirit! or post me a picture of it


Spirit shows up as this...



This post was edited by CPK001 on Oct 9 2015 10:07pm
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This morning I ventured into the desert, to fast for half an hour. Then a burning bush appeared, said: "None who posted on PARD will go to heaven, except you (that's me, the_rest). And eat a yogurt against constipation"

Well, there you have it folks. Yogurt.

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This morning I ventured into the desert, to fast for half an hour. Then a burning bush appeared, said: "None who posted on PARD will go to heaven, except you (that's me, the_rest). And eat a yogurt against constipation"

Well, there you have it folks. Yogurt.


Oh please, if a burning bush appeared to you the first thing it would have said was "Do not come any closer,” God said. “Take off your sandals, for the place where you are standing is holy ground.” - Exodus 3:5.
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Oh please, if a burning bush appeared to you the first thing it would have said was "Do not come any closer,” God said. “Take off your sandals, for the place where you are standing is holy ground.” - Exodus 3:5.



Nah, the first thing it would say is 'I'M ON FIRE GET A FUCKING EXTINGUISHER'
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Nah, the first thing it would say is 'I'M ON FIRE GET A FUCKING EXTINGUISHER'


I do not believe you, in the context that you posted this the burning bush did not appear to acknowledge that it was on fire because you claimed it told you that none who posted in PARD will go to heaven.

The bush said nothing about the fire, it is only what you claimed to see. If you are in the desert, ofcourse you would be wearing some kind of footwear until you walk on holy ground.

That is why the first thing the burning bush would say is related to Exodus 3:5.
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I do not believe you, in the context that you posted this the burning bush did not appear to acknowledge that it was on fire because you claimed it told you that none who posted in PARD will go to heaven.

The bush said nothing about the fire, it is only what you claimed to see. If you are in the desert, ofcourse you would be wearing some kind of footwear until you walk on holy ground.

That is why the first thing the burning bush would say is related to Exodus 3:5.



Wtf are you on about m8
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Wtf are you on about m8


Short term memory loss? You brought up that you spoke to a burning bush.
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Short term memory loss? You brought up that you spoke to a burning bush.



You might wanna refer back to who you're actually having a discussion with :rofl:
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You might wanna refer back to who you're actually having a discussion with :rofl:


Makes sense.
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