While that's really funny, that's also a satire account.

he's making twitter more white

FallsForSatire/10

Fair enough. Someone on the left throwing a hissy fit & quitting their job because of this was incredibly believable so I didn’t double check

ya i only know because the JRE subreddit posted it and like the top 20 comments were that it's satire lol

one less uuga buuga

I wouldn't call those guys lefties.. more like shitlibs

You'd almost think it was 1/6/21 reading this:

https://twitter.com/CapitolPolice/status/1511385851242197000

Meanwhile in Shanghai, China:

Shanghai residents go to their balconies to sing & protest lack of supplies. A drone appears: “Please comply w covid restrictions. Control your soul’s desire for freedom. Do not open the window or sing.”

https://twitter.com/aliceysu/status/1511558828802068481

1984-esque

news story that doesnt meet the high standards of blitzchute so it gets dumped here

leader of the lefties and teenager hero greta thunberg, high school drop out and wonder kid in climate knowledge plans to write a new book on climate change. ............ lefties ooOooo n AWwww