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Jan 28 2020 09:40pm

Quote (IceMage @ Jan 28 2020 06:56pm)

I'm cool with pundits attacking proud ignorance. And I don't look at stupid, old white people as some protected class. That's sort of a leftist viewpoint, that you should only make fun of people with power.

There's no contradiction. I don't hold presidents and cable news pundits to the same standards. If Trump didn't behave like a fool, neither would you.

yup, half the shit they cling to they never uttered or thought before the orange master told them what to chant at rallies, and cry about on the web.

ALL THE WITNESSES: Ok we all agree. This is what happened.

REPUBLICANS: None of you were in the room!

BOLTON: *raises hand* Well I was in the...

REPUBLICANS: Who asked you?! Shut up! You’re a liberal pawn!

BOLTON: Um... I’m actually I’m a lifelong Republican and I was literally Trump’s national security advi...

REPUBLICANS: Shut your mustache! Somebody bring back the first national security advisor.

FLYNN: *in orange jumpsuit* Hey sorry guys I’m in jail lol.

REPUBLICANS: What? Why?

FLYNN: For lying to the FBI about the Russia investigation.

REPUBLICANS: Well what idiot told you to do that?!

FLYNN: The Pres...

REPUBLICANS: Shut up! No one believes either of you!

KELLY: *raises hand* I believe them. And I was Trump’s Chief of sta...

REPUBLICANS: Shut up! Let’s talk to the real chief of staff. Who is he?

MULVANEY: *raises hand* It’s me.

REPUBLICANS: Shit. Never mind.

PARNAS: *raises hand* I was also in the room. In fact, here’s a cell phone video of the President saying that...

REPUBLICANS: Wait what?! How in hell did you sneak a cell phone into a meeting with the President?

PARNAS: It was easy I just walked right in and...

REPUBLICANS: Shut up! You’re a criminal!

PARNAS: Correct. And I just walked right into...

TRUMP: I don’t know him.

PARNAS: And here’s 500 pictures of me with the President because we’re besties.

REPUBLICANS: Wait... What idiot introduced you to the President??

PARNAS: His personal lawyer.

REPUBLICANS: Cohen??

COHEN: *also in orange jumpsuit* Hey no sorry guys I’m in jail too.

REPUBLICANS: Why?

COHEN: For campaign finance violations.

REPUBLICANS: Who’s campaign?

COHEN: The Pres...

REPUBLICANS: Shut up!

PARNAS: It was Giuliani.

YOVANOVITCH: Giuliani! That’s the guy who had me fired from my job!

REPUBLICANS: Who are you??

YOVANOVITCH: I was the ambassador to Ukraine.

REPUBLICANS: Wait, you had her fired? Do you work for the government??

GIULIANI: Nope.

REPUBLICANS: Well who is the ambassador to the European Union??

SONDLAND: *raises hand* Me. I was also in the roo...

REPUBLICANS: F@$&!!!

PUTIN: *rubs his bare chest*

This post was edited by theCrossbones on Jan 28 2020 09:45pm

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Jan 28 2020 09:47pm

Quote (theCrossbones @ Jan 28 2020 10:40pm)

Posting in a numale circlejerk

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Jan 28 2020 10:01pm

Quote (theCrossbones @ 29 Jan 2020 04:40)

hehe, nice.
that's why NO one on the republican side wants to talk about the substance. they ALL know it's true, and it couldn't be more obvious.

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Jan 28 2020 10:04pm

Once again, in the wee hours of the night, the Dems collude with Satan and attempt to change reality. Fortunately, for the sane folk, reality seems to be very adverse to change.

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Jan 28 2020 10:16pm

Quote (Ghot @ Jan 28 2020 08:04pm)

Once again, in the wee hours of the night, the Dems collude with Satan and attempt to change reality. Fortunately, for the sane folk, reality seems to be very adverse to change.

what? are you even talking about? someday you might make a point

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Jan 28 2020 10:49pm

Quote (theCrossbones @ Jan 28 2020 11:16pm)

what? are you even talking about? someday you might make a point

I'm glad I'm not you. <--- How's that for a point?

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Jan 28 2020 11:17pm

Quote (Ghot @ Jan 28 2020 08:49pm)

I'm glad I'm not you. <--- How's that for a point?

It's not a point its an assumption you probably know very little about anyone on this site.
again.. No point

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Jan 29 2020 01:48am

Quote (IceMage @ 29 Jan 2020 03:22)

I laughed pretty hard watching that the first time.

You can't hold the anti-intellectual, uneducated banner proudly for years and then feign outrage when pundits make fun of you for it. And if you're the sort of person whose vote might change based on that clip, you probably can't find Ukraine on a map.

Also:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DedKPaJV4AAXiaC.jpg

Why dont you spell it out loud?

"BaSkEt Of DePlOrAbLeS"

Quote (IceMage @ 29 Jan 2020 03:12)

so they hear CNN presenting facts and Fox presenting fiction, and throw their hands up and walk away.

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Jan 29 2020 07:14am

Quote (Goomshill @ 28 Jan 2020 21:28)

Icemage: "Fuck half the country, I hate those retards"
Also Icemage: "We are missing respectability and civility in our leaders"

yeah the unwarranted self-importance from useless characters like icepeon is always good for a laugh

guy has been rooting for the President and the country to fail for 11+ years now, all so he can be proven “correct” on his political emotions. a true anti-american drain on society

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Jan 29 2020 08:34am

Quote (theCrossbones @ Jan 28 2020 09:40pm)

lol, this is pretty good.

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