Quote (IgoSoHard @ Sep 10 2021 10:45am)
*Titanic sinks
*She’s freezing to death in the water
*random gentleman comes by, “let me help you out of the water, princess”
“YOU DONT SAY THAT”
“Maybe I come across as very controlling…”
Yeah, there’s a word for that, it’s called a bitch, Karen. I bet she’s fun at parties
she's on your house tour, sees your daughters disney theme'd room, she slips out to the bathroom after announcing she feels faint, 30 mins later CPS shows up saying they got a call about child abuse, they tell her shes crazy, you tell her she's crazy, even her boyfriend tells her she's crazy, they break up, she asks if she can stay in your guest bedroom, you tell her she cant even have a slice of pizza and she needs to leave, she calls the cops on you and says you're armed and threatening her, your dog gets shot when they arrive, ur child speaks to the animal as the light slowly leaves it's eyes, she's now a real disney princess and psycho goes to court where she pleads with the judge to take it easy on her because she's a woman and had PMS "real bad".