Quote (dro94 @ 6 Mar 2020 21:38)
I can't buy toilet roll, pasta or paracetamol in the supermarket now because of the Coronavirus. How am I going to wipe my arse? That's a lot of showers.
It's like in The Dark Knight when the joker says "Nobody panics when things go "according to plan." Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan". But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds"
People are losing their minds.
Wash your ass like a muslim, since they arent using toilet paper, then attend a Tories meeting and handshake everyone.
Quote (addone @ 6 Mar 2020 21:37)
One positive spin on this even though it's a major over reaction irl, is that its a good fire drill when the real virus hits the population
Yes, sounds like you are in a good shape