Beowulf had a "girlfriend". cute blonde user by the name of AllisonWonderland or w/e.

he and she lied about meeting IRL many times, but in reality it was a catfish scam by a fatter brunette and they agreed to act like they met irl.

she felt guilty after they broke up, it was a real online relationship, just not irl. and he was per her controlling and verbally abusing.

also because their relationship was online he and she argued a lot about who would take who's side from their d2jsp circle of friends.

well they broke up for real and good, then she admitted to a mutual friend of the catfish side of things and that she lifted pics from a facebook account.

then the mutual and beo iirc got into a tiff, and she dropped the catfish news. this was in the "i'm the king of GC" beowulf stage where he was really into himself and his jsp persona in GC.

he kept up with the cool guy persona for about a year, taking catfish jokes constantly, then POOF, gone.



sick, think i did decent from memory

This post was edited by thesnipa on Oct 9 2020 08:51am

Honestly I am to man. I’ve thought about making a topic in GC to see if anyone’s friends with him on FB but never have.



Jokes on you, my hair is periwinkle blue not that hideous cyan

weird people are weird
good job

next level gc drama jeez
glad i missed that plotline

What the fuck.

Yahoo chat room.

The Internet is one odd place.

This post was edited by SBD on Oct 9 2020 09:21am

Almost in time for no simp september

Yeah, pretty good memory recap. That thread was golden, though. Dumpster fire, but golden.

beo's "you hurt people" post is peak cringe.

nah sis, everyone more or less knew before you, some YEARS before, and one by one they all laughed when they found out and u were devastated.

beo ripping "ali's" looks but actually just ripping a facebook random is lolololol

edit: on my way to florida, post catfish news, i was CONVINCED i saw her at the airport. aka fake Ali. i would never walk up to her but it was crazy when it all came out, felt like i dodged a bullet even tho im not a creep.

This post was edited by thesnipa on Oct 9 2020 09:58am

Hey, you don’t know me, but uh, ...fuck, do you know what JSP is ? Your Allisonwonderlands sister right ? Beowulf ? What’d you mean you’re getting security ?



This post was edited by IgoSoHard on Oct 9 2020 10:26am

i had a vague secondary idea of just saying "ALI" really loud then looking aimlessly around while my wife checked if it was her. then even that seemed too creepy.

i had talked with "ali" a lot about cats and my wife's candle addiction, but still.