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Feb 11 2011 03:29pm
Quote (PlasmaSnake101 @ Feb 11 2011 09:26pm)
Looks like I could impregnate 4,000 women in a single sitting.


Does that mean you don't masturbate? Becuase masturbating leaves you with less sperm, just higher quality sperm.
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Feb 11 2011 03:35pm
Quote (AEtheric @ Feb 11 2011 01:29pm)
Does that mean you don't masturbate? Becuase masturbating leaves you with less sperm, just higher quality sperm.


You know how Wolverine can heal his wounds by what seems to be a quickened rate of natural healing. Apply that to my baby Spackle factory. I'm a goddamned superhero.
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Feb 11 2011 03:39pm
Quote (PlasmaSnake101 @ 11 Feb 2011 13:35)
You know how Wolverine can heal his wounds by what seems to be a quickened rate of natural healing. Apply that to my baby Spackle factory. I'm a goddamned superhero.


Reminds me of a deadpool comic, brb going to find a picture of it.
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Feb 11 2011 03:41pm
Quote (LouisLeGros @ Feb 11 2011 01:39pm)
Reminds me of a deadpool comic, brb going to find a picture of it.


Quick, overproduction is occurring, I'm going to explode soon and have to take some time away from the computer to clean my pants and my room. For a mental image imagine Peter Parker's bedroom from the first Spiderman movie.
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Feb 11 2011 04:09pm
yes. my sperm kick ass...

baby eating and get in my belly lol

jjarv youre mad.

This post was edited by shardoflard on Feb 11 2011 04:09pm
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Feb 11 2011 04:34pm
Quote (PlasmaSnake101 @ 11 Feb 2011 13:41)
Quick, overproduction is occurring, I'm going to explode soon and have to take some time away from the computer to clean my pants and my room. For a mental image imagine Peter Parker's bedroom from the first Spiderman movie.


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Feb 11 2011 04:37pm
Quote (LouisLeGros @ Feb 11 2011 04:34pm)
http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/9291/1278359855543.jpg


LOL thats awesome!!!
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Feb 11 2011 04:37pm
Quote (LouisLeGros @ Feb 11 2011 03:34pm)
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LOL
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Feb 11 2011 04:44pm
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win
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Feb 11 2011 04:50pm
I'd test that on a finger or something before proceeding with his amazing plan.
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