https://babylonbee.com/news/walmart-thanks-government-for-completely-obliterating-their-small-business-competition

the babylon bee continues to falsely print real news as satire

lmao love the reference

their writers really are top notch. so much wit and sarcasm i love it

Just left mayor's court. Plead not guilty on a speeding ticket. Seems shitty that I have to pay $90 to see the evidence against me if I am guilty of speeding, which the officer refused to show me at the time.

Thats shitty. You dont even know if its a bluff or not.

fuck tha police

it’s guilty until proven innocent in a court of law and in the public sphere

You don't know if you were speeding?

I've been trying really hard not to and staying sub-80 and the police officer described my car as black on the ticket and my car is blue. He refused to wear a mask during the interaction even though I requested it, at the height of a pandemic in Ohio, so I took a picture of him and have a page-size print of it to take with me to see if I have a chance to shit on him in front of his bosses. I was directly around someone Covid+ earlier that day. Ironically I was today as well.

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if it was a throwaway line from a Louis CK standup no one would bat an eye. Because its from a guy on the spectrum who memorizes factoids its a big deal.

For those familiar with Yvette Nicole Brown, she's basically her character Shirley from Community IRL. aka a judgmental glasscannon shitbag. mad she got typecast as such, and has since stopped working in anything you'd bother to actually watch.