Quote (Handcuffs @ 31 Jul 2016 03:55)
Judge Marilyn Milian > Mathis.
Judge Mathis deserves to be the gold standard in which all other judges should be measured against because he happens to have the most finely tuned bullshit detector I've ever seen.
I bet he'd catch Jesus up.
Nothing gets past him.
Sometimes he plays along with someone when he knows they're lying, letting the person build a complex house of contradictions thatched together with bullshit so he can come back and stomp everyone's ass in the court room.
Judge Judy, Joe Brown, "Texas Justice" Larry Joe, and Marilyn Milian have nothing on him.
Mathis could chew them up and spit them out like he accidentally ate the fork too. He's part Shaft, part Matlock (the non-flaccid, non-geriatric part), and all badass. Hail Mathis.
This post was edited by MaliceMizer on Jul 31 2016 03:25am