Thanks for the howler, my office will love it. "Left-leaning Independent" was my favorite part because of the two-way delusion.

On a serious note, this isn't complicated: Trump knows he's at a huge disadvantage, that's why he flip-flopped on every single finance position he had in less than a week. He said he wouldn't take outside money and he did (the whole time). He said no Super PAC, and not only did he have one but he's got a new one. He said he wouldn't take party money because he was an "outsider," but he's twice now met with the RNC to set up a joint fundraising vehicle; he lied and said it was to help "the party" raise money but that's bullshit, he's doing this to get the RNC to bail him out. He said he wouldn't take big-money, but now he's lining up the GOP's traditional billionaire bankrollers to fund his campaign, starting with the L.A. kickoff on the 25th.

Trump's been sailing on $2 billion of free media, while Clinton's team spent invested their money to build a Battleground juggernaut. The RNC's known that the entire time and now Trump does too: that's why he's begging them and everyone else to bail his ass out. His only prayer is to flip-flop on every position he's ever taken and hope he can accuse Clinton of doing the same, even though it isn't actually true in reality, and that enough voters will believe it in November and stay home so that her invested money won't pay off.

The fact that you all sit around the water cooler and share stories from an insignificant suforum with each other is just so sad...

I don't even relay the horseshit here to my wifey much less coworkers. Sad really.

Lmao I show my wife. Once a week-ish when we I'm browsing around she will say let's pick a GC thread to read. True bonding mang

My wifey does not understand internet troll culture and half of this would deeply concern her because she simply doesnt get it lol. Good quality for a 3-4 year old special ed teacher to have but it means no sharing. Even if i could i likely wouldnt, i treat some people in ways i wouldnt want her knowing about, half because she doesnt understand the savage troll culture and half because it is bad. If we want to bond we play some WoW together lol, its the only video game other than Donkey Kong Country she's ever played.

I often have to share a post I've just written with my partner because I'm laughing so hard and she wants to know what's so funny.

that same scenario happens a few times a week at my house too, i respond "video game things". She responds, "i hate that i never know if you're laughing at what i said, the tv, or your computer/phone." then i tell her the entire situation, run down 5-10 posts of context, and she responds "that's dumb." lol

My wife likes that Mormon (I think?) that posts in gc with a million smileys

Hahaha, I often get 'You're an idiot.'

She should make an account and post in PaRD so we can all see her lay down the smackdown on you.