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Aug 24 2022 05:46pm
Quote (TiStuff @ Aug 25 2022 11:18am)
you need to get out there and school ev1 tell them all seeds where destroyed


Why don't you believe the bible anymore? It explicitly says God destroyed every living thing

Plants are living no? Reeeeeeeeeeeee

Genesis 7
23 Every living thing on the face of the earth was wiped out; people and animals and the creatures that move along the ground and the birds were wiped from the earth. Only Noah was left, and those with him in the ark.

Alternative reality simulation fantasy world beep bop beep put your tin foil hats on people TiStuff doesn't know scripture hahahaha
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Aug 24 2022 05:51pm
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Why don't you believe the bible anymore? It explicitly says God destroyed every living thing

Plants are living no? Reeeeeeeeeeeee

Genesis 7
23 Every living thing on the face of the earth was wiped out; people and animals and the creatures that move along the ground and the birds were wiped from the earth. Only Noah was left, and those with him in the ark.

Alternative reality simulation fantasy world beep bop beep put your tin foil hats on people TiStuff doesn't know scripture hahahaha


doesnt mention plants REEEEEEEEEEEEE you need to get out there and let ev1 know the scripture also meant plants. start by starting a guild ..the alien fish dildo guild
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Aug 24 2022 07:25pm
Quote (TiStuff @ Aug 25 2022 11:51am)
doesnt mention plants REEEEEEEEEEEEE you need to get out there and let ev1 know the scripture also meant plants. start by starting a guild ..the alien fish dildo guild


Doesn't mention baby animals or anchor stones REEEEEEEE
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Aug 24 2022 09:46pm
Quote (addone @ Aug 24 2022 06:25pm)
Doesn't mention baby animals or anchor stones REEEEEEEE


anchor stones and baby animals is just being reasonable, something your not REEEEEEEEEEE

Skeptics love to look for any sort of issue, contradiction, inconsistency, or disagreeable statement in Scripture that suits their agenda to undermine the Scriptures. But these so-called issues are often due to misunderstandings of what the Bible says, incorrect starting assumptions, or wishful thinking.

"wishful thinking"
(thats your part)

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Quote (TiStuff @ Aug 25 2022 03:46pm)
anchor stones and baby animals is just being reasonable, something your not REEEEEEEEEEE


LOL Resonable hahahaha more like doesn't fit into your kook story REEEEEE you interpret the bible how it suits you and make up alternative facts just to live in imaginary children's story....REEEEE

Its not reasonable for panda bears and koala bears to eat fish its extremely unlikely but you have to tell yourself that it is in order to live in a fantasy REEEEE.

Its unnatural and unreasonable for the water to flood above mountain tops and then vanish somewhere there is no examples that even comes close, but you have to make up simulation theory to live in a fantasy world REEEE

Its unreasonable and impossible for a snake or a donkey to talk like humans, but you tell yourself its REEEEEsonable LOLOLOL. You wouldn't know reasonable if it punched you in your teeth and carved reasonable into your forehead.
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Aug 25 2022 05:48am
Quote (addone @ Aug 23 2022 09:15pm)
According to your sources the flood lasted 371 days. Then a few weeks later Noah sent out a dove to see if the water went away the dove came back with a leaf of a olive tree.

GEN 8
10 He waited seven more days and again sent out the dove from the ark. 11 When the dove returned to him in the evening, there in its beak was a freshly plucked olive leaf! Then Noah knew that the water had receded from the earth.

Flood just finished and there are trees already growing... You are so guillable. Tell me more about the dragons and the other mythical beasts in the fairy tale you worship


Holy crap, you might be the only person in history to reject God's word because a dove returned with a olive leaf in its beak. I don't know whether to laugh or be concerned.

Look out addone, it's a Dove with an Olive Leaf in its beak! :o

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LOL Resonable hahahaha more like doesn't fit into your kook story REEEEEE you interpret the bible how it suits you and make up alternative facts just to live in imaginary children's story....REEEEE

Its not reasonable for panda bears and koala bears to eat fish its extremely unlikely but you have to tell yourself that it is in order to live in a fantasy REEEEE.

Its unnatural and unreasonable for the water to flood above mountain tops and then vanish somewhere there is no examples that even comes close, but you have to make up simulation theory to live in a fantasy world REEEE

Its unreasonable and impossible for a snake or a donkey to talk like humans, but you tell yourself its REEEEEsonable LOLOLOL. You wouldn't know reasonable if it punched you in your teeth and carved reasonable into your forehead.


you need to be getting out there. tell everyone they got scripture wrong and your the only one thats right .........scripture says all plants and seeds destroyed REEEEE

already showed you a vid of a panda eating meat and park personnel testifying to such. but that dont mean chit cause addone decides reality REEEEEE

already explained in the vid i posted REEEEEEEEEEEEE

simulation theory is from the institution of science go worship it with your alien dildo fish guild REEEEEEEEEE

definition of snake is also "deceitful person" REEEEEEEEEE
talking donkey a supernatural event which should be expected. if no supernatural event you would bich bout that instead so you have concocted a no win situation REEEEEEEEE
any way you do enough braying for the donkey REEEEEEEEE
alien dildo fish guild is whats reasonable?...........REEEEEEEEE


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Aug 25 2022 04:12pm
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Holy crap, you might be the only person in history to reject God's word because a dove returned with a olive leaf in its beak. I don't know whether to laugh or be concerned.

Look out addone, it's a Dove with an Olive Leaf in its beak! :o

https://u.a7.org/pictures/781x439/993387.jpg


Shows a picture of a dove with a branch instead of a leaf. Yea tell me more how trees grew with branches while no viable seed survived....
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Aug 25 2022 05:07pm
Quote (TiStuff @ Aug 26 2022 12:47am)
you need to be getting out there. tell everyone they got scripture wrong and your the only one thats right .........scripture says all plants and seeds destroyed REEEEE

already showed you a vid of a panda eating meat and park personnel testifying to such. but that dont mean chit cause addone decides reality REEEEEE

already explained in the vid i posted REEEEEEEEEEEEE

simulation theory is from the institution of science go worship it with your alien dildo fish guild REEEEEEEEEE

definition of snake is also "deceitful person" REEEEEEEEEE
talking donkey a supernatural event which should be expected. if no supernatural event you would bich bout that instead so you have concocted a no win situation REEEEEEEEE
any way you do enough braying for the donkey REEEEEEEEE
alien dildo fish guild is whats reasonable?...........REEEEEEEEE


So we playing word games now?? Literally twisting meaning to make your fake story. REEEEEEEEEE
You posting an extrely rare occurrence in nature literally every zoo and biologist in the world knows that panda diet is primarily bamboo leaves and occasional fruit. Koala bears are even pickier. Eucalyptus tree needs to grow + 3 years before it can produce enough leaves to feed a koala bear for 1 day. What food does it eat to survive in your children's book of magic for all those years? Try to find Koalas eating meat.

Your hypothesis is equivalent to - oh I saw a wolf eat some grass therefore it can just eat grass for a year untill the rabbits repopulate. Likewise a Panda bear isn't going to eat meat for a year untill bamboo grows in large enough quantities. 1 panda bear eats between 12-38 kg of leaves/shoots a day that's about 7 tonne of food just to feed 1 bear for the duration. Would you eat grass for 2 years untill there is fruit and vegetables available again? If not why do you expect pandas to eat meat?

REEEEEESONABLE?
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Aug 25 2022 05:29pm
I will now establish that we are descendants of dildo worshipping fish people from Pleiades using same reasoning and logic that bible nutters use to justify their talking snake, 900 year old man who heard God tell him to save the entire animal kingdom on a boat and 7 headed dragons stories.

Step 1: it is one of if not the oldest story (100,000yr) known to man told by tribes and cultures around the world say we come from Pleiades. They have ancient writings on cave walls with exact coordinates that now morden science can verify. How did these tribal people know about such precise knowledge of the stars without modern telescopes?

For example seven sisters or seven maidens is a direct refence of 7 constellations in Greek mythology and even the bible
Old Testament, the Pleiades appear (untranslated as כימה, "Khima") thrice.[6] Mention follows (or precedes) of nearby Orion, a bright, anthropomorphic constellation: Amos 5:8; Job 9:9; and Job 38:31. The first two are references about their creation. The third (taken in the context of following verses) stresses their ongoing nature in the night sky; God is speaking directly to Job and challenges him, asking if he can bind the chains of the Pleiades — the implication being that Job cannot, but God can
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pleiades_in_folklore_and_literature

Why would so many cultures have so much origin stories unless of course that's where our earliest ancestors are from

Here is a nebra disc that's been dated 1800-1600 BCE this was known by ancient people way before modern telescopes could verify this.



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