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funny idea^^
although... Trump might be an out of shape junk food enthusiast, but he outweighs Pelosi by a factor of two...
I bet she has a higher dex and agility. I can see her doing yoga too so good strength and constitution. Trump has a massive biological advantage and is probably more of a tank build in terms of class.
Either of them can have a massive bone failure by falling too. One broke hip or slipped disc and it is GAME OVER.
Pelosi might have difficulty scoring a killing blow on Trump due to lack of physical power. If they used battle axes like John Smith founder of Jamestown then maybe.
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John Smith is well-known for establishing Jamestown, the first permanent English colony in North America. However, what many don’t know is that Smith had quite an extraordinary life before he set sail for the New World. For several years before his famous voyage, he worked as a mercenary, fighting in a number of conflicts all over Europe.
While fighting against the Turks in Transylvania during the siege of Alba Iulia, Smith engaged in three duels. They came about when a Turkish officer called for a Christian officer to fight him in single combat. Smith responded to the challenge, and the two met in the no man’s land, where Smith quickly defeated the Turkish officer. Two more duels came afterward, one in which pistols were used and another in which battle-axes were used. Smith won all three and beheaded each of his opponents. For his success in single combat, Smith was knighted by the Transylvanian prince, and the emblem of the “three Turkish heads” was bestowed upon him.
I tell you the first Americans were warlords. Andrew Jackson is villainized because he is on money. He unilaterally annexed Florida and executed the Spanish governors after routing their armies. The American president at the time was like wtf dude, then told the Spanish what is done is done Florida is ours. He crushed the British in battle AFTER the War of 1812 was already over with an army of freed slaves, trappers, hillbillies, etc...dude could make ragtag army and defeat trained militaries like it was nothing. One assassin tried to shoot him only to be beat with a cane by a geriatric old man.
Happy birthday America
This post was edited by Skinned on Jul 4 2019 11:02am